 | Yo' mama's so ugly, they put her in the monkey's cage to make them stop
whacking off. Logan
Gautreaux.
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| Yo' mama's so fat, that when she went on a diet, KFC went out of business.
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| She fills the bathtub, then she turns the water on. Jason
Hill.
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| Yo momma so poor when I walked into her house and lit a match the
roaches started singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet praise the
lord cuz we've got heat." Jenie
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| Yo' mama's so poor, when I stepped into her house, two mice tripped me and
a rat stole my wallet. padilla@abac.com
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| Yo' Mama so ugly, even Rice Krispies wont even talk to her!
Yo' mama so old, she Produces the world's most powdered milk!
Calvin Foxworth &
Jerry Sinsuki
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| Yo mama's so fat, she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over Wal-Mart, and fell
on Target. Bryan.
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| Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over and it was her birthday. Sabrina
Nleeschower.
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| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to bury a gopher. Corey
Mohl.
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| Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, she says "let's go to
Bush Gardens." Matt
Clark.
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| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the
basement window.
Kevin Zenz.
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| Yo Mama's so nasty, she put on Secret and it told on her!
Christy.
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Yo' Mamma so stupid she bought an answering machine and
sterted askin' it questions!
lightswith@aol.com.
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| Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.
BFjerky@aol.com.
Yo mama is so:
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skinny, she can hang-glide from a Doritos.
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old, she reads the bible and reminisces.
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old, her crabs have got walkers.
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nasty, her crabs ride around in a dune buggy.
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big, she jumps up and gets stuck.
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tall, she fell and hit her head on the moon.
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hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
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hairy, she stunt doubled for Chewbacca.
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dumb, she went to jr. high on the G.I. Bill. (Rick Potter)
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| Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed in her pants. IZZY51287@aol.com
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| Yo momma's booty so big dat everyone get's some, whether they like it or
not!!
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| Yo momma so stupid dat she didn't know whether to scratch her watch or
twist her butt!!! Pack
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| Yo mamma's so ugly that even I can't look. decaf@stargate.net
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| Yo mama is so nasty when she took off her pants it sounded like
velcro. FigTree00@aol.com
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| Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to over take the bitch.
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| Yo mama's so fat, she has her own gravity well.
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| Yo mama's so ugly, she got "made in hell" printed across her
ass.
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| Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck.
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| Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car. bswatton@SouthDowns.ac.uk
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| Your mama's so black she sweats Yoo-hoo.
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| Your mama's so black, I looked at her and thought I was asleep.
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| Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
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| Your mama's like a shotgun; give her a cock and she's ready to blow.
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| Your mama's so fat she sweats Crisco.
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| Your mama's so fat she uses bacon for Band-aids.
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| Your mama's so fat, whenever she farts, we enter nuclear winter.
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| Your mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
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| Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
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| If ugliness were an album, your mama's face would go platinum.
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| Your mama's nickname is Computer - she's everyone's laptop.
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| Your mama's like a racecar - she burns four rubbers a night.
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| Your mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down every time she
smiles.
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| Your mama's so stupid I told her we needed gas and she farted in the
car. shadowknight666@hotmail.com
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| Yo' mama so fat she used Jupiter as a marble. MeGeJr@aol.com
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| "Yo Mama's so poor, she needs a discount card for the 99 cent
store!" KRave0208@aol.com
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| Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a bathing suit it looks like she's
smuggling grapes. redbone6@hotmail.com
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| Yo momma's so ugly when God was handing out "looks" she
thought he said "books" and asked for a horror! paul.moir@mobile.belgacom.be
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| Yo mama's so fat she sat in the middle of a football field and got a
touch down for both teams.
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| Yo mama's so fat when she joined weight watchers they found it easy to
watch her weight cuz it was everywhere. (From misty
kucharzow)
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| Your momma is so stupid, I said FUCK YOU and she fucked herself! (From Angel42715@aol.com )
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| Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. (From Andrea Hopkins )
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| Your mama's so horny, that she butt-fucked her poodle with a
double-headed dildo.
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| Your mama's so fat -n- heavy, when she sits on the ground, it leaves an
imprint the size of the Grand Canyon.
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| Your mama's so dark, after she gave me head, my dick turned black. (From
David Halstead)
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| Yo mamma's so fat when I had sex with her I burnt my ass on the light
bulb (From Nathan Recchione)
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| Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. (From Benjamin J. Peterson)
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| Yo mama's like a bowling bowl she gets fingered 3 times and then she's
thrown down the alley.
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| Yo mama's like a railway track she gets laid all round the country.
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| Yo mama's like a box of smarties lots of fun for everyone.
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| Yo mama so fat she uses telephone poles as vibrators.
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| Yo mama so fat she uses a getoblaster for a beeper.
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| Yo mama's so dirty her gums bleed every 28 days.
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| Yo mama so fat she has two of her own dairies. (From Ahmed Bokhari)
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she drinks her own breast milk. (From gstokes@stokestropicals.com)
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| Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery. (From Maureen Franzel).
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| Yo mama's so stupid, she only got one thing on her mind, and ahe can't
remember it (From SOURIS247@aol.com)
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| Yo mama's so fat, the sun orbits your mamma! (From buildersmate)
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| Yo mama's like the Pillsbury doughboy, everybody gets a poke. (From Justin)
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| Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her
underwear they say no parachutes accepted. (From Suliman
Bokhari)
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| Yo mommas sooo fat that her clothes only come in three
sizes,''Huge'',''Jumbo'' and, ''O MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US''.
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| Yo mommas soo big that her belly button has an echo.
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| Yo mommas soo big that she uses the I-95 for a slip and slide.
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| Yo mommas so fat that if she weighed five more pounds she could get
group insurance.
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| Yo mommas soo fat that she fell in love and broke it.
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| Yo mommas so fat the she plays hop-scotch like
this:LA,Detroit,Chicago,NY......
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| Yo mommas so fat that when she steps on the scales it says "To Be
Continued".
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| Yo Mommas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it saysn "No
Livestock Please".
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| Yo Mommas so fat that when her beeper goes off people think that she is
Reversing.
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| Yo Mommas so fat that the national weather service has to name her
farts.
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| Yo mama's so ugly that they filmed "Guerillas in the Mist" in
her shower! (From Stephen O'Halloran)
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| Your mama's so fat scientists wanna use her to block the whole in the
ozone!!
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| Yo mamma is so poor that she put French fries on layaway!
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| Yo mamma is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!!
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| Yo mamma is so ugly that roches say "Hi Mom!" (From lavertue@netway.com)
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| Yo mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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| Yo mama's so fat she is the Titanic! (From Houston)
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| Yo mama's so fat, that when they took a picture of her feet she
couldn't identify them. (From Matthew Wunderink)
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| Yo mama's so fat....after having sex, I rolled over twice and I was still
on her. (From Wild Kingdom)
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