| Ed, Edd n Eddy Sound List |
My Ed, Edd n Eddy Sound Collection
Edd - Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
*pause*
Eddy - Money!
Ed - Book!
Edd - And this?
Eddy - Cash.
*long pause*
Ed - Buttered toast!
Edd - Well, you're psychologically normal.
(from "Look Into My Eds")
Edd - Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy . . . *snores*
(from "Scrambled Ed")
Ed - *eating* We could stay in here forever!
Edd - At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.
(from "Ed-N-Seek")
May Kanker - We're being abducted!
(from "Quick Shot Ed")
Edd - Now, what's the first thing you notice about Kevin here?
Eddy - His chin is almost as big as yours?
*pause*
Edd - Um, no. I was trying to indicate the . . . um . . . *mumbling*
Eddy - His stupid three hairs on his head?
Edd - No Eddy! His clothes! His clothes!
(from "A Boy And His Ed")
*Edd plays with a "squirt gun machine"*
Edd - *chuckles, starts to get insane* Oh, I feel it! I feel the adrenaline Eddy baby! *laughs crazily*
Eddy - Double D! Double D.
Edd - Huh?
Eddy - Relax, will ya? It's a toy! From Canada! Geez! How embarrassing!
(from "Know It All Ed")
Edd - Um . . .
Eddy - Get angry!
*Edd growls very weakly*
Edd - Ow! That gives me a headache, Eddy.
*Eddy moans in embarrassment*
(from "Tag Yer Ed")
Ed - Oh! I got an idea!
(from "Laugh Ed, Laugh")
Jimmy - Hello mister.
Ed - Shwiggaty-shwag! What's in the bag?
Jimmy - Ed!
(from "Over Your Ed")
Rolf - No more than one!
Kevin - No less than four!
Rolf - Then one turnip, and two carrots, or I walk!
Kevin - Throw in 20 bucks, and it's yours.
Rolf - This is good! But you are bad, as Rolf would have gone as high as five turnips. You are so weak.
(from "In-Like Ed")
Ed - Wait! My brain is working!
(from "Rent-A-Ed")
Eddy - He'll never tell the difference. *laughs*
Ed - That is so lame Eddy.
*writes down a fake sticky note*
Eddy - And you're like a human photo copier, right Mr. Perfecto?
Ed - Dare to compare.
*Eddy compares his sticky note with Ed's*
Eddy - Will you ever cease to amaze me Ed?
Ed - Yes, I will.
(from "Momma's Little Ed")
Eddy - I love Chuncky Puffs!
*nasty splat*
Eddy - I hate chuncky milk.
(from "Tag Yer Ed")
Eddy - Clams? What's with clams?
*doorbell rings*
Eddy - Could you spare some clams?
*knock*
Edd - Pardon me. You wouldn't happen to have any clams, would you?
*doorbell buzzes*
Eddy - Say, you haven't seen any clams around here, have ya?
*knock*
Edd - Could we borrow a cup of . . . clams?
*doorbell rings*
Ed - Can Eddy come out to play?
Eddy - I'm right beside you Ed.
Ed - Hi Eddy!
(from "Who, What, Where, Ed")
Ed/Edd/Eddy - Welcome to Club Ed!
(from "Virt-Ed-Go")
Ed/Edd/Eddy - Cool!
(from "Dawn Of The Eds")
Ed - Hey, come on Double D! Couch diving is lots of fun! *laughs*
Edd - No, no, Ed. You could get nasty scratches from upholtery tacks.
*flashlight turns on in the background*
(from "Ed-N-Seek")
Eddy - Welcome to the cul-de-sac wrestling championship! Here, all the way from the other side of the lane, you know 'em, you love 'em, you can't live without 'em, the "Erupting Eds!"
*the Eds try to impress the audience*
*small applause*
Eddy - And . . . the "Calcified Kankers."
*strong jeers and boos from the audience*
*Kankers growl angrily*
(from "Tag Yer Ed")
Lee Kanker - You Eds are so cute when you do stupid stuff.
*Kankers laugh*
(from "Tag Yer Ed")
Edd - How anyone could find detergent in this mess, is beyond me!
(from "Rent-A-Ed")
Sarah - Oh no! My earring! I lost my earring!
Edd - I feel so guilty!
*Sarah screams and cries*
Sarah - I love my earring!
Jimmy - Sarah, look. I'm trendy. Fashion can be so painful.
Sarah - My earring! Gimme it!
Jimmy - Ow!
Sarah - Thank you Jimmy! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *giggles*
Eddy - Did you see that?! All those emotions over stupid jewelry? Double D! It's a gold mine!
(from "High Heeled Ed")
*Edd being hyper in the background, and (literally) shoots up like a rocket*
Edd *fades as he goes more upward* - Whoa-a-a-a-a!
Ed - Whoa! Look at him go Eddy!
(from "Over Your Ed")
*. . . continuing from his "key speech" . . .*
Edd - There's a fellow human calling for help. Trying to mend the unravaled ball of yarn handed to them.
Ed - Hmm . . .
Edd - Maybe that's the kind of world you wished to live in Eddy. For the unyeilding and the indifferent. Supersede the benevolent. I say -
Eddy - SHUT UP DOUBLE D!
(from "Key To My Ed")
*door opens*
Eddy - Don't joke when it's broke. Don't be blue. Let Ed's Quick Repair Service fix it, and you won't sue.
Edd - You should have hired someone to fix that rhyme Eddy. Yeesh!
(from "Rent-A-Ed")
Edd - I don't want to fight Eddy.
Eddy - What are ya talkin' about. Wrestlin' ain't about fightin'. It's all stragedy and tactics.
Edd - Like chess.
Eddy - Exactly!
(from "Tag Yer Ed")
Edd - Oh dear! Jonny alone? Think of the pain. Separated from his best friend; isolated! Fortunatly, I am surrounded by friends who respect the fee-
Eddy - Can it sockhead! We're wasting time.
(from "Dear Ed")
Jonny - Isn't riding the bus fun, Plank?
(from "Look Into My Eds")
Rolf - Those good-for-nothings are good for nothing!
(from "Rent-A-Ed")
Edd - Oh dear!
*short pause*
Edd - STUBBORN GRASS STRAIN! *screams*
(from "Over Yer Ed")
Eddy - Behold! The Great "Eddy-dini!"
(from "Look Into My Eds")
Eddy - Hmm. No sign of the Kankers. Let's move out!
Edd - This is desparate Eddy. W-what if we're captured and forced to clean their gutters?!
Ed - I don't know what a gutter is Eddy!
Eddy - You'll be livin' in one if you don't "come on!"
(from "Know It All Ed")
Edd - All my hardwork.
(from "Eeny Meeny, Miney, Ed")
Edd - Um, h-h-h-help!
(from "Over Your Ed")
*Eddy passes by*
Nazz - Hi Eddy!
*Edd passes by*
Nazz - Hi Double D!
*Ed passes by*
Ed - Hello Ed.
(from "Hot Buttered Ed")
Ed - Yup! I mean . . . I'm hip baby.
(from "Over Your Ed")
May Kanker - Lee! Marie! Quit your fightin'! We're supposed to be having fun! Holidays, remember?
(from "Home Cooked Eds")
Eddy - We're hot!
Edd - Do you feel hot?
Ed - No. I'm half-baked.
(from "Pop Goes The Ed")
Edd - Here's an idea Eddy. Next time, let's just sit in an oven!
Eddy - Why don't you do something useful?! Like, "hurry up!"
*Edd growls angrily*
(from "Hot Buttered Ed")
Rolf - I am a wiener!
(from "Quick Shot Ed")
Ed - Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.
Eddy - What's up with you?
Edd - Ed's trouserless state seems to have jarred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain.
Eddy - Ed? Is that you?
*short pause*
Ed - Hug me!
Eddy - Well, that didn't last long!
(from "High Heeled Ed")
*Jonny making noises in the background*
Eddy - So boys, what's big, round, costs a nickel?
Ed/Edd - Jawbreakers!
(from "The Edtouchables")
Edd - I must express my concern of accomplishing anything with Jib around. I'm at quite a quandary.
Eddy - Forget your laundry! I hate Jib!
(from "Who Let The Ed In?")
May Kanker - Just a minute there! What about Eddy Jr.?
*Eddy dolls laughs*
Lee Kanker - And Ed Jr.?
May Kanker - Don't forget Double D Jr.
*Eds scream*
Eddy - That's it! Run for it!
*Eds run away*
(from "Nagged To Ed")
*Kankers laugh*
(from "Nagged To Ed")
*Rolf sighs*
*pause with bird calls, etc.*
Rolf - Rolf's keister grows cold.
Eddy - Rolf's what?
(from "Wish You Were Ed")
Edd - Let's go change that lightbulb!
(from "Laugh Ed, Laugh")
Ed - How come Double D's so smart about stuff?
Eddy - Because he's not human.
Ed - *gasps* Double D's not human?! No way.
*Eddy snickers*
Eddy - I . . . thought you knew. Have you ever known anyone that smart?
*long pause*
Eddy - Well?
*pause*
*Eddy growls*
*short pause*
Ed - If Double D's not human, what is he?
*pause*
Ed - Hmm?
Eddy - You didn't hear this from me, but; deep in the Earth's core, in a top secret lab, a mad scientist conducted cross-breeding experiments!
Ed - Do tell!
Eddy - By combining a terrifying lizard, with a sweet boy; thus, creating . . . The Lizard Man!
(from "Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed")
Edd - What are we looking for again?
(from "Dawn Of The Eds")
Ed - I lost the bird.
(from "Virt-Ed-Go")
Edd - Well, it's better to have loved than lost.
Ed - Than lost and found.
(from "An Ed Too Many")
Edd - How about a complete image makeover?
(from "Over Your Ed")
Edd - Oh, look at this now! *regarding potato chips* Dried potatoes that may contain dextrose, salts, and saturated fats; all over my sleeping bag!
Eddy - *chuckles in background* Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed.
*Ed laughs*
(from "Hot Buttered Ed")
Jimmy - Someone let me off this merry-go-round called, "life!"
(from "Avast Ye Ed")
Eddy - See? He's got inside information! He knows more than you Double D!
Edd - Oh, really?
*bird calls*
(from "In-Like Ed")
Ed - Tell you that the story begins with 3 space outlaws who crash land on a robot planet.
Edd - Amazing!
Ed - *chuckles* Shock-O-Rama!
Eddy - R-rated!
Ed - And, they have to fight off the robots, but they also must try to escape back to Earth or the robots will grind their bones to bits.
*Ed continues with the story*
Ed - When the 3 spacemen lose control of their ship, and hurdle into a field of asteroids, that almost crushed them into space dust.
*Ed continues with the story*
Ed - They're stuck into a dimensional time portal, that transports them to the robot planet.
*crash*
Ed - And our heroes find their ship destroyed. They're marooned on the robot planet.
(from "Dawn Of The Eds")
Eddy - No teeth means no cash! And no cash means no jawbreakers!
(from "Floss Your Ed")
Edd - This is not good.
(from "Sir Ed-A-Lot")
Edd - Oh dear! Not my socks!
(from "Read All About Ed")
Sarah - Get your big butt off the sprinkler!
(from "Pop Goes The Ed")
Edd - You practically scared me out of my one-size-fits-all pajamas.
(from "A Glass Of Warm Ed")
Eddy - Nazz wears pants. Sarah wears pants.
Edd - You wear pants.
Eddy - I wear pants.
*Edd chuckles*
(from High Heeled Ed")
Jonny - Hey Eddy, are we late for the Ed Show?
Eddy - Not if you pay 25 cents.
Jonny - Here you go Eddy.
*Jonny pays his 25 cents*
*Eddy chuckles*
*pause*
Eddy - Hold it!
Jonny - Huh?
Eddy - Plank forgot to pay.
(from "Over Your Ed")
*Edd experiments*
Eddy - What'cha doin' Double D?
Edd - Did you wipe your feet?
*phone rings*
Eddy - Hmm. Phone.
Edd - Uh, could you please answer that?
Eddy - Yeah, yeah. Sure. *to himself* What am I? Everybody's errand boy?
*Edd snickers quietly*
*phone continues ringing*
Eddy - Huh? *reads sticky notes* "Pick" "me" "up" huh?
*phone still rings*
*Edd continues snickering*
Eddy - Hello? . . . Yeah. Oh, uh, really? . . . Double D?
Edd - Huh?
Eddy - Sure. Hang on.
*Edd messes up with his experiments*
Edd - Ow.
Eddy - Oh, Double D!
Edd - Huh?
Eddy - Some girl on the phone wants to talk to you.
Edd - *chuckles* M-me?
(from "Fool On An Ed")
Ed - Hey, let's bake a pie and hit me with it.
(from "Hot Buttered Ed")
Eddy - True records are set by professionals, like . . . Ed, Edd.
*Eddy moves Jimmy out of the way*
Jimmy - Ow!
Eddy - And Eddy.
(from "Ready, Set . . . Ed!")
Edd - Relax and enjoy.
(from "Rent-A-Ed")
Ed - Are moms girls?
Eddy - Not sure.
Edd - Well, technically . . .
Eddy - I . . . beats me.
Ed - Hmm.
(from "High Heeled Ed")
Jonny - You think they saw anything Plank?
(from "Quick Shot Ed")
Ed - Naw, Eddy. We've seen that before.
(from "Laugh Ed, Laugh")
Edd - Did you know that shadow puppetry is one of the oldest forms of entertainment?
*short pause*
Ed - Like walnuts?
(from "Hot Butted Ed")
*pause*
Nazz - I'm looking for something a little different, only still the same so it matches without it being too similar.
(from "High Heeled Ed")
Eddy - Hey! Double D. Sit anywhere, you know.
Edd - I'll stand as per usual, Eddy. Thank you.
(from "Pop Goes The Ed")
*Edd chuckles*
*Eddy laughs*
*loud splash*
*Edd chuckles*
Eddy - Oh. A smart guy!
Edd - Only when you're around Eddy.
(from "Ed-N-Seek")
Edd - According to my observations, girls are prone to . . . one.
Ed - One.
Edd - Soft; as in Nazz. Two.
Ed - Two.
Edd - Clean; reference Sarah. And three.
Ed - Three.
Edd - Fresh fragrance; a la Jimmy.
(from "High Heeled Ed")
Eddy - Just once, I'd like something to go right.
(from "Stop, Look And Ed")
Eddy - *over a loud speaker* Ladies and non-ladies!
*everyone ignores him*
Eddy - We, the Eds, are about to tempt the most daring feat the world has ever seen! The double-dangle, half-twist, hold the onions, change for a buck sprinkler leap!
(from "Pop Goes The Ed")
Lee Kanker - Look at me! I'm a movie star!
May Kanker - I'm a TV star!
Marie Kanker - You've been cancelled. I'm the TV star!
(from "Look Into My Eds")
Ed - We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom.
*back-up truck sounds*
Edd - Thank you Ed. That's, um . . . nice. But I'll stay with Eddy.
(from "Momma's Little Ed")
Edd - *gasps* Oh my! You're right Eddy! Shh! Do you hear it? Distrust is knocking on my door! Listen! Could it be? It's the sticky notes of the apocalypse! I can't go home Eddy. There's only one solution. I'll just move in with one of you.
(from "Momma's Little Ed")
Sarah - P.U. Jimmy. You stink.
Nazz - That's putting it mildly.
(from "High Heeled Ed")
Edd - But Eddy.
Eddy - Huh?
Edd - I don't think that's such a good idea.
Eddy - Have I ever steered you wrong?
Edd - Yes.
(from "Look Into My Eds")
Eddy - Hmm. So Double D. Those drinks ready?
Edd - Eddy, please! I'm counting the sugar!
(from "Over Your Ed")
Edd - Summer rains; you can never predict them.
(from "Home Cooked Eds")
Ed - *in a "sing-song" way* Double D's got a surprise for you.
(from "The Edtouchables")
Edd - *telling a story* Take note! As I am a-
Eddy - *interrupting in Edd's story* -Stupid sockhead. And a babbling dweeb who can't left a butterfly. I wish that I was . . . as good looking as Eddy. *chuckles*
(from "Once Upon An Ed")
Edd - Now what?
Eddy - I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.
Ed - Can I think?
Edd/Eddy - No!
(from "Mirror, Mirror, On The Ed")
Edd - *screams* Ed! What in Heaven's name were you thinking?!
Ed - Absolutely nothing, Double D.
(from "Cry Ed")
Eddy - Who's in for the thrill of a lifetime?
(from "Avast Ye Eds")
Edd - You know, someone has touched my stuff . . . also.
(from "The Edtouchables")
Eddy - You know, ya can't have somebody touchin' your stuff. It just isn't right.
(from "The Edtouchables")
Kevin - *hurt* Oh man. You guys are in so much trouble.
Eddy - Tell me about it. I lost my money.
Edd - How can you even think of money at a time like-
Eddy - Whoop, found it! *chuckles* Did you miss me?
(from "Rent-A-Ed")
Edd - Uh-oh. A fence.
*Edd walks into the fence*
*Ed and Eddy laugh*
Edd - Gravy!
Ed - Aw, come on Double D. I don't say, "Gravy," all the time.
Edd - "Buttered toast," then.
Eddy - Toast is so crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my GAP!
*Edd shuts his mouth*
*Ed and Eddy laugh*
Kevin - *nearby* I don't even want to know.
(from "Mirror, Mirror, On The Ed")
Jimmy - Unicorns are my specialty.
*Ed laughs in background*
(from "Hot Buttered Ed")
Edd - Let's not forget the potpourri of urban culture; museums, theater, and my favorite; libraries.
(from "Urban Ed")
Edd - That was very good!
(from "A Glass Of Warm Ed")
Ed - *quietly* Shh! The walls have ears Eddy! Follow me.
(from "Scrambled Ed")
"It wasn't me!"
*Eddy growls in background*
(from "Sir Ed-A-Lot")
*car alarm in background*
Jonny - Whoa! You guys are weird!
(from "The Edtouchables")
Edd - Where exactly are we?
*Eddy looks out a window*
Eddy - Hmm. Looks like a postcard I sent my brother once.
(from "Nagged To Ed")
Eddy - Whoa-a Nellie!
(from "Know It All Ed")
Edd - Exposed!
Eddy - Busted!
Ed - Nope! Can't think of a word.
(from "High Heeled Ed")
Edd - Ooo . . . that worked nicely!
(from "Hot Buttered Ed")
Edd - *yawns* Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.
*Ed yawns*
*Eddy yawns*
*Edd yawns*
*Eddy yawns*
*Ed yawns*
Eddy - Hey! Grab Double D! We got work to do!
Ed - Right behind you Eddy.
(from "Scrambled Ed")
Lee Kanker - Go ahead. Yell. No one will hear you.
(from "Nagged To Ed")
Rolf - Ed-boy! Could the shoe take pity on Rolf, and grant his wish to return to his homeland?
Eddy - Yes!
Rolf - May Rolf speak to the shoe?
Eddy - No.
Rolf - No?
Eddy - Yes. No?
Rolf - Yes! Rolf knows what makes Ed-boy tick, no?
*Rolf hands Eddy some money*
*Eddy snatches the money*
Eddy - Yes!
(from "Wish You Were Ed")
Ed, Edd n Eddy Beginning Theme Song for Seasons 1 and 2
Ed, Edd n Eddy Beginning Theme Song for Season 3
Subtitle Music for Season (early) 1
Subtitle Music for Seasons (late) 1-3
Ed, Edd n Eddy Ending Theme Song for Seasons 1-3
Edd playing his pedal steel guitar in "Avast Ye Eds" - with intro
Edd playing his pedal steel guitar in "Avast Ye Eds" - no intro
The "special musical ending" in "Dear Ed"
The music in "Rent-A-Ed" when the Eds were "fixing" Jonny's sink - may have a "cut ending"
Music played in "Ed In A Halfshell" when Eddy was teaching Jimmy - Part 1
Music played in "Ed In A Halfshell" when Eddy was teaching Jimmy - Part 2
The music played when the Eds were trying out the camera they found in "Quick Shot Ed"
Christmas songs the Eds were caroling in "Fa La La La Ed" - with a short intro and ending
"That's My Horse" Song from "Wish You Were Ed" - the first half of the song (before Jonny came in)
Edd telling everyone to watch CCF because he's hosting for the 6th time - with Ed, Edd n Eddy Ending Theme in background
An Ed, Edd n Eddy commercial for CCF
An Ed, Edd n Eddy commercial for Primetime
An Ed, Edd n Eddy commercial for a 3-hour marathon (before Cartoon-O-Lio came on Cartoon Network)
An Ed, Edd n Eddy commercial for a Sunday time slot
A bit from when Ed and Eddy were hosting CCF with Double D in it (for this part - not the whole CCF night)
Eddy says "Cartoon Cartoons" after the "Cartoon Cartoons Theme" - different from the "Cartoon Cartoon Fridays Theme"
Eddy says "Cartoon Cartoon Fridays" after the "Cartoon Cartoon Fridays Theme" - different from the "Cartoon Cartoons Theme"
