E.C.: Who are some of the bands/people that influence your music?

Springfields: Rock and or roll in general, natty boh, oh, and who can discredit Ike Turner or the likes of Sunny and Cher.

E.C.: How long have you been together?

Springfields: Since the dawn of all creation.... or six years, witchever is easier.

E.C.: Who came up with the name and how did it come about?

Springfields: Curtis had a dream in which Jesus Christ himself came to him and said upon to him, thy shall inherit musical abiliteis and join a band. At that junction, a giant hole opened in the earth, and came forth Satan in the form of Rick Springfield, who promptly ate Jesus and named us accordingly.

E.C.: What inspired each of you to be in a punk band?

Chad Springfield: I wanted to get revenge on everybody who ,uh, who, uh, thought the stuff they saw on MTV or heard on the radio was punk. And that I wanted to show everyone that punk rock was not cool. And Natty Boh was my inspiration.

Cameron Springfield: I had to do something with my mohawk.

Curtis Springfield: A fat kids gotta do something with his time when hes not masturbating. And Natty Boh. And “The Ladies”

E.C.: Do any of you have any other outlets, such as writing, art, etc.?

Springfields: We type up interviews...

E.C.: How would you describe a live Springfields show?

Springfields: Def Leapord with eight combined arms. And lots and lots of Natty Boh.

E.C.: What has been the most outrageous thing that has happened to you as a band, either live, studio, or in general?

Springfields: The time we did a six moth stint with The Stones in December ‘72. That Mick, he does some outrageous shit.

E.C.: I got a chance to hang out with Chud and Michael Graves when they were in The Misfits and found them to be genuinely nice guys. You opened up for Graves during a tour recently, how was that?

Springfields: It was great, they were great guys. A good time was had by all. And Graves drank Natty Boh.

E.C.: Congratulations on being signed to VMS. How did you get signed? Did you send in a demo? Did they see you live?

Springfields: Adam saw us live. While he was watching us play, our inside operative kidnapped his stupid little dog. We later ransomed the stupid little dog for a record deal.

E.C.: From the songs on this album I see you guys as a fun loving band into the same things as me: dirty sluts, drinking natty bo, dating prissy daddy's girls, getting fired from shitty jobs, and a bit of philosophy (running through my mind) is this a good picture of the whole band or one mad genius inparticular?

Springfields: They have Natty Boh in Ohio?!

E.C.: If each of you could fight on celebrity boxing anyone you wanted who would you fight and why?

Chad Springfield: Dale Earndhart, Cause all Id have to do is kick his lifeless corpse all over the ring. And because he has a mustache. “YOU DONT WANT THE GUNS BABY!!!”

Cameron Springfield: Britney Spears, cause even if I lost i could probably still cop a couple cheap feels.

Curtis Springfield: Nobody, cause Im a lover not a fighter. But if I had to unleash the beast, Gary Coleman would catch an ass whuppin, cause hes little and I think I could take him.

E.C.: Who wouldn't you fight and why?

Chad Springfield: Michael Jackson, cause thats just fuckin gross. Who’d want to put their hands on a freak like that? And I dont think I could hit a girl.

Cameron Springfield: Cory Feldman, cause I wouldnt want to admit to getting my ass kicked by a washed up child actor.

Curtis Springfield: Anybody bigger than Gary Coleman, cause I think they would probably kick my ass.