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W I S E W O R D S
Don't force it; get a larger
hammer.
- Anthony's Law of Force
Any tool when dropped, will roll
into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
- Anthony's Law of the Workshop
On the way to the corner, any
dropped tool will first strike your toes.
- Corollary to Anthony's Law of the Workshop
SON OF A.... !!!
This law seems to hold true with any object dropped
anywhere.
If you are given an open-book
exam, you will forget your book.
- Fifth Law of Applied Terror
If you are given a take-home
exam, you will forget where you live.
- Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror
HAHAHA.... no
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No matter which
way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
- First Law of Bicycling
I
don't know about uphill since I live in the perfectly flat
city of Richmond. But yes, I always find the wind reverses direction
against me immediately upon arrival at destination.
The first pull
on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.
- Boyle's Other Law
This
has happened so often a new branch of science should be
created to study it.
The technologies
of a truly advanced civilization will be indistinguishable
from magic.
- ???
I'm
sure someone important said this, but I'm not sure who. I found
this quote from the book "Contact". Very
inspiring.
Negative expectations yield
negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.
- Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations
If you
believe the above law is true, you will die at a very early
age.
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