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Tyranid Hive Tyrants and the Hive Bio Titan

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Recently me friend Derek got me into something called War Hammer 40K (K as in thousand).  It's a war game where you buy units like tanks and foot soldiers, place them on a map, and do battle with an opponent.  There are about ten different armies to choose from.  If I do start playing, I will command the Tyranids, an alien race that make one think of Starship Troopers crossed with Alien.  What I like about this army is that it's completely massive, just one pack of footsoldiers, whereas a regular army like Eldar or Space marines would have five units, the Tyranids come with sixteen.  Plus, the Tyranid's main mission is to absorb all the bio-mass on the planet they're invading-basicly, eat every living thing.  Now come on, you know that's cool.  Anyways, above are some of the super-powerful units, the Hive Tyrants, as well as the queen biznatch of them all, the Biotitan (normal units stand about one inch tall, the Biotitan is nearly a foot tall).  Anyways, I just thought these models were too beastly to not put on my site, so here they are.

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INCONSISTANCY ALERT!!!
While looking at pictures of Legolas's dirks and their scabbards, I noticed that these two pictures (in-laid next to the items) were different.  Using photoshop, I've circled the inconsistancys.  In one, he's holding his bow, in the other he's holding his dirks.  You tell me which one is real.

Look close
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The red circles the bow in his left hand

Look close again
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The red circles the dirks (knives) in his left and right hands

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The McFarlane AVP Line!

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The Celtic Predator, look at those blades!

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Same as the one above, but I added some . . . 'details'

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The cape makes him look so . . . impressive

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An alien . . . what can I say?

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Look at th blades, and the size of that plasma caster!

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Creepy!

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This is my baby

I give you the 36 Volt Electric Scooter.  Seeings as I won't have a car until (either) my brother gets his own car (giving me the Grand Prix), or I get my own car, my only choice for comuting is borrowing my mom's van (my dad doesn't want my taking his Maxima, insurance stuff) or riding my bike.  But now, a new option has presented itself.  After taking a joy ride on a friend's scooter, I started searching the net for a fast and cheep scooter.  The one above is the nicest of all.  This baby has a max carrying weight of 220 lbs (average), max speed of 25 mph (faster than most), and its battery can last up to 30 miles (really really long time).  And best of all, its only $200 (pretty cheep as far as scooters go).  It even has a head light, brake light, and turn signals, the battery charges in 3-6 hours, and weighs only 75 lbs.  This is by far the best, most afordable scooter I could find on the web.

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COOL STREET FIGHTER GIFS!!!

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Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Haish, isnt' it? Oh well, it's still cool!

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Ooh, black lightning!

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. . . fire . . . pretty . . .

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Cool angel wings made of . . . qi?

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Very black holish, very awsome!

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More wings! This time, made of fire!

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This is now the designated blade spot of Spontanious Thinking.  If I get enough feedback about it, I may make it it's own page.  But for now, just admire the simple beauty that is a blade.

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get this gear!

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LEGOLAS RULES!!!

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Block, stab, double stab, kick to the chin!

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Goblin Bane, a really awsome move!

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And how could I forget the trusty Lothlorien bow?

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Alien vs. Predator
On the Big Screen

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CAN IT BE?!?!
IT CAN!!!
IT IS!!!

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Did you know that the children's game 'Ring Around the Rosy' is actually derived from the Bubonic Plague, better known as the 'Black Death'?  The rhyme goes (if you can't remember): Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes ashes, you all fall down.  The 'Ring' reffers to the red rings that would form around the boils that appeared on an infecter person's body, and the 'Rosy' was either the boil itself or the way a person's face would turn red if they had a certain type of plague.  'Pocket full of posies' is the way they used tup put flowers called posies into the pockets of the desceased to make them smell a little better.  The 'Ashes ashes' would be how they sometimes burned that bodies, or ashes to ashes, dust to dust.  And finally, 'We all fall down' is, naturaly, the death of everyone playing the game.  Kind of creepy that as kids we were celebrating the deaths of twenty million Europeans, eh?

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Pirate Song
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life for Me.
We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot,
Drink up my hearties, Yo Ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up my hearties, Yo Ho.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and we sack,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
Muraud and embezzle and even highjack,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life for Me.
We kindle and char and inflame and ignite,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
We burn up the city we're really a fright,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
We're devils and blacksheep, we're really bad eggs,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do well cads,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies 'n dads,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life for Me!
 

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ANIMORPHS
 
 

Ok, here's the deal:
     I can't tell you who I am.  Or where I live.  It's too risky, and I've got to be careful.  Really careful.  Because if they find me . . . well, I just won't let them find me.
     The thing you should know is that everyone is in really big trouble.  Yeah.  Even you.
If you've never heard of the Animorphs, you are a sad, depriaved child.  It's one of the greatest book series ever written.  All hail the great K.A. Applegate!!  Ok, for all the sad, depriaved children, the story goes like this: It started with five normal, every-day kids.  One night, they hooked up at the mall and decided to walk home together.  But they took a short-cut through an abandoned construction site.  There was a light in the sky, and a damaged alien fighter crash landed nearby.  As the kids approached, the hatch opened, and an alien walked out.  He looked like a centaur, except he had no mouth, an extra pair of eyes on stalkes ontop of his head that swiveled around in every direction, and hands with seven fingers instead of five.  And at the end of his long tail was a sythe like blade.  The alien, war prince Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul, spoke to the kids telpathicly, since he had no mouth.  He called himself an Andalite, and said that there was a great battle above Earth, where he and his people fought the evil Yeerks.  The Yeerks, he explained, are parasitic, slug like creatures, in their natural state.  But they can crawl into the ear canal of almost any creature, and wrap itself around the brain, sinking into the crevases, and taking control of that creature.  Complete control.  The host can do noghting but be a prisoner in it's own head, and watch as the Yeerks decieves its family and friends.  But they didn't want all-out war.  Slowely, they took humans, one at a time.  The Yeerks had already conquered the slow, akward Gedds, and the peaceful, simple-minded Hork-Bajir who look like walking razorblades, and had struck a deal with the vile Taxxons, ten foot centipedes who will eat any kind of organic material. and were now targeting Earth, more specificly Humans, all six billion of us.  The Analite fleet in Earth's atmosphere was crushed, so the Yeerks had no opposition for the time being, as they continued to wage their slow, silent war on Homo Sapiens.  But there was hope.  Elfangor gave the five kids the power to fight, the power to morph.  Andalite technology, givin to them by the dying prince, allowed the five kids to morph into any animal they could touch.  A great weapon, but with one, horrible drawback: if they stayed in morph for more than two hours, they would be trapped forever.  Suddenly, there was another light in the sky, then another, followed by a shape that was like black on black in the night sky.  It was a Yeerk blade ship, commanded by the leader of they Yeerk invasion of Earth, and the only Andalite controller (a controller is someone with a Yeerk in their head), Visser Three.  From hiding spots, the five kids watched as Visser Three, using the morphing power of his Andalite body, morphed into a hidious creature, and ate prince Efangor alive.
     Now, the five kids, Jake, Rachel, Marco, Cassie, and Tobias, fight the Yeerks alone, using the morphing capability to it's fullest.  Shortly after, the five rescued prince Elfangor's little brother, Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill (Ax for short), who joined them in their fight.
     The key to their survival was that Visser Three didn't know that the ones fighting his invasion were human.  He believed them to be what he called 'Andalite Bandits'.  If he ever figured out that they were human, they would be dead or infested in hours.
 
     This is, as I said before, one of the greatest book series in the world.  I have every book, 54 regular Animorphs, four Megamorphs (longer than the regular Animorphs), four chronicles, and two Alternamorphs (a choose your own adventure)

My name is Kain, I seek only water