John Freakin' Tanner Month!!!

Because I said so.

Febuary:

 

· 2 Rubber Band Snipping

 

· Remember when you were a kid, or if you still are, when you made the gun out of your finger to shoot people with rubber bands? Well, do that again, just try not to get caught.

 

· 4 Drink One for Me Day

 

· True Today is the Super Bowl, and I’ll be drinking like a fish, but drink one for me anyway. This way I won’t drink as much. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

 

· 5 Marshmallow Warfare

 

· These innocent puffs of sugar make good projectiles. Enough Said.

 

· 8 Bad Joke Thursday

 

· Use your best bad jokes. For example: What did the farmersay when he lost his tractor? … … … … … … … Where’s my tractor?

 

· 10 Pick Up Lines for Squares

 

· Come up with a new bad pick up line. For example: What a large mouth you have, I’d love to fill it for you.

 

· 13 Be a Jerk to Some Degree

 

· Not to be mean, but yeah carry an attitude. Don’t get yourself fired from a job or break up a relationship, but just mess with someone.

 

· 14 Reach Out and Touch Someone

 

· Know how you were a jerk yesterday, flip the bipolar switch and let people know you care.

 

· 15 Callus Disregard Day

 

· Again flip the bipolar switch, but this time to a neutral position. Just go with the flow, don’t stress, and the best word to use: m’eh.

 

· 18 Quote Me Not

 

· Use some random movie quotes or quote a song out of context and see if anyone picks up on what you said.  It is a great way to start a conversation if people catch what you’re saying.

 

· 20 Mad Skillz

 

· Learn something new, like knitting or needle point. I’m just joshin’ you, but seriously learn something new.

 

· 23 Gamer Appreciation Day

 

· Gamers might be trapped in their rooms playing games, but if you know one let them know you care.

 

· 26 Random Songs are Phun

 

· Find a really random song and share it with someone. Make it a 1up game, who ever finds the most random song wins.

 

· 28 Freakin’ over???

 

· Just cause it’s over doesn’t mean anything. Make up random days throughout the year and let people you know when they are so they can join in the festivities.

Haddoken!!!