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My site or yours??? (3/3/02) |
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| Have you noticed how your mom/dad seem to be so exited about
your web site? Why is it that they are far more into it than you are? I know its one of mom's many ways to show me
love, although she's suspiciously proud of it (!!). Its my site but she gets
to chat to my cyber-friends moms, she decides which picture to place and where -including
some embarrassing ones I honestly hate!-.
I guess this case compares to all
those Halloweens and Christmas when I wear silly costumes cause "I enjoy
them?!".
My only comfort is to know one day
she might have some kids of her own to torture... he he...
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Can mom really understand me? (3/3/02) |
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| One Saturday morning my parents and I went to a "pet
lovers" day in the park. It was full of dogs and I had a wonderful time,
but I did something that apparently embarrassed my mom... I pee on her pant... a few
times... Later she told
EVERYONE what I did... but she never really understood that I did it to let everyone know
she was MINE! My mom!
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Does
Your Dog Own You? (4/3/02) |
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See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.
-You believe every dog is a lap dog.
-If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
-You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
-You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
-You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
-You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
-No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
-You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
-You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his
lips have been.
-You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood.
You know their names.
-You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
-You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
-Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
-When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
-You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
-You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
-Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.
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basic
rules for dogs who have a house to run (11/3/02)
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| 1.If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly; if you
can't manage that in time, get to an oriental rug or any good rug will do. 2.Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It
is not necessary to do anything, just sit and stare.
3.Do not allow closed doors in any
room. To get a door opened, stand on your hind legs and hammer with your forepaws.
4.When supervising cooking, stand
behind the left foot of the cook, where you can not be seen and will be stepped on, picked
up, and consoled with food.
5.When a door is opened, use it. When
you've ordered an outside door opened it is important to stand halfway out and think about
several things. This is especially important during cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito
season.
6.Begin people training
early. Humans need to know the basic rules. They can be taught early if you start early and
be consistent.
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I
met my nightmare! (8/4/02) |
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| A couple of days ago, my aunt came to visit with her new puppy... She was
a cute little Golden Retriever puppy (according to mom)... to me: A LIVING NIGHTMARE!!!! As soon as she came in she went straight to my
food and ate it all! ... then for my horror she took my favorite toy! I tried to
talk to her, but she started to bark at me, she even tried to bite me...
Of course it all happened away from
the eyes of my beloved mom... so when she got near to mom she hold her and said:
"Isn't she a cutie?". I have no idea how I managed to survived that
terrible afternoon, and when they were finally leaving mom said "we must do this
again! they get along so well"...
Isn't it a true nightmare??????? |
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How come my parents use a nice warm bathroom, and I get a lousy newspaper?
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And why is it that they can "go" in the bathroom BUT if I do, I get
into
trouble?
Jendi- |
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The only thing compared to go to the vet is, is actually be there! |
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I
for once would love to see mom begging for my food... |
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Two for Aunt Alessandra and
Lucía all the way to Rome...
I can't wait to see you soon!
Lucía will arrive at the end of February in Italy, here in
Panama all the family
is very happy...
Way to go Aunt Alessy!
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Mom loves your Group and
I love it too!
We have been doing
great things together...
Great job! |
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Thanks for all your
great gifts! |
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