My standard greeting when I meet most people is "Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Heiny Ho."
I am usually stared at, with fear gripping most individuals too afraid to turn their back to me.
However, every once in a while I meet someone of a higher consciousness who replies,
"Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Chonni Ho."
Now you may ask why am I telling you this and what does it mean. It means I am a really big, and I'm not talking weight, Pee Wee Herman fan. I think I may have finally found my WWW purpose. Get ready folks, This page is going to turn into
"Pee Wee's Internet Playhouse."
Of course, one of the first things you must offer on any Pee-Wee page is some of Pee-Wee's classic sayings, so you gotta visit
