Worst Christmas Gifts for the FF
(And others they know!)
By Carolyne "Miss Fantastic" Smythe

 

10. Alicia Masters – A television set.

9. Silver Surfer – A cassette/CD of surf music.

8. The Thing a.k.a. Ben Grimm – A little something special from the Yancy Street Gang!

7. The Human Torch a.k.a. Johnny Storm – A blind date with another Skrull woman.

6. Namor the Submariner – A goldfish bowl complete with a goldfish.

5. The Invisible Woman a.k.a. Susan Storm Richards – A uniform similar to the one she wore after the Infinity War (Ugh!).

4. The Red Ghost – A Super Pooper Scooper for his Super-Apes!

3. Franklin Richards – A Teletubbies video tape (Could you imagine the storyline/s his making anything/one on the show come to life off the TV screen would cause?!)

2. Mr. Fantastic a.k.a. Reed Richards – A container of Just For Men hairdye.

And the number one worst gift to give to a F4 member/friend/foe is...

1. Dr. Doom – One of Reed Richards’ inventions!