"Tits"
by Alexander The Poet
I like tits that are small
And I like tits that are big
I like tits in the mall
I like tits around my dick
I like tits that are firm
I like tits that do not sag
I like tits with my sperm
I like tits, both white and black
I like tits that are wet
And I like tits that are dry
I like tits in my bed
I like tits, they get me high
Do you know what I like
I think it's much understood
I like tits, day and tight
Cause you see, tits give me wood
"Poontang Pie"
by Alexander The Poet
When I want something to eat
And to feel satisfied
I ask the waitress so sweet
Do you have poontang pie
She looks at me and says no
And then I start to cry
So now where should I go
To get some poontang pie
Apple and blueberry suck
Leaves me empty inside
All of you wish me good luck
Help me find poontang pie