Geeky Boy (Avril Lavigne)

He was a geek, she did ballet
What more can I say?

He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Elvish clothes.

He was a total geek, she said see ya later freak
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
She needed to come to Middle-earth.

Five years from then, she sits at home
Feeding the baby
She's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
In the trailer for ROTK?

She calls up her friends, they already know
And they've all got tickets for all three shows
She waits in line and stands there for weeks
Surrounded by Orcs, Elves hobbits and geeks

He was a total geek, she said see ya later freak
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's in the Fellowship
Elvish-rune "nine" tattoo
Don't you wish you hadn't let him slip?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see
See that man that geek could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy, and i'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world

I'm with the uber-geek, I got an early peek
At each film before the first show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the filk we wrote
About a girl he used to know