I Am Muggle

I Am Muggle (To the tune of "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy)

I am Muggle, hear me roar,

My power's too strong to ignore,

And I've come too far to go back and pretend,

And I really could not stand,

Going back to Mundane England,

And no one's ever gonna send me back again.

Yes, I am smart,

'cause I love to use my brain.

Yes, I study hard,

But look how much I've gained!

If I have to, I can learn anything.

You can scare but never break me,

'cause it only serves to make me,

More determined to kick your evil butt.

Each year I'm getting stronger,

Not a novice any longer,

But your constant schemes are driving me quite nuts.

Yes, I am smart,

'cause I love to use my brain.

Yes, I study hard,

But look how much I've gained!

If I have to, I can learn anything.

I am Muggle, watch me grow,

I'll take you on, toe-to-toe,

As I spread my arms and cast another spell.

But I'm still a student witch, and I think it's really rich,

That they won't let me cast the spells I know I know.

I am strong, but not invincible, I am Muggle....