Sing a song of Sickles, Prophet's full of lies
Fudge prefers his goblins baked into pies.
The Dark Lord's in the open, Fudge'll change his tune
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Harry was mad at Dumbledore, who wouldn't look at him,
The gargoyles by the staffroom called him Sunny Jim.
Harry fought with Cho but he was always nice to me
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