From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

Everyone Knows It’s…

(to the tune of "Everyone Knows It's Windy"*)

Who's peering out the windows of Bag End

Sensing a sound or change in the air

Who's reaching down to capture a hobbit

Everyone knows it's Gandalf

Who's coming off the rooftop of Orthanc

Riding an eagle high in the air

Who turns around to flip Saruman off

Everyone knows it's Gandalf

And Gandalf has stormcrow eyes

That flash at the sound of lies

And Gandalf has friends and spies

Across Middle Earth, across Middle Earth

Who's creeping through the caverns of Moria

Hobbits behind him, dwarf at his side

Who's stepping up to battle a Balrog

Everyone knows it's Gandalf

Who's climbing up to Mount Mindolluin

Finding a white tree deep in the snow

Who's letting Strider take all the credit

Everyone knows it's Gandalf