From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

Frodo, there's no need to feel down
I said, Frodo, pick yourself off the ground
I said, Frodo, just because you've been stabbed
There's no need to be unhappy

Frodo, there's a place you can stay
I said, Frodo, it's not too far away
You can stay here, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
We have all kinds of things tucked away on the shelves
You can hang out with all the Elves

It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
Elrond will patch you up
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel

Gandalf, vanished without a trace
Well he does that; if you go to this place
He may be there, but even if he's not
You'll find that this joint is so hot!

You won't, make it here by yourself
I said Frodo, Glorfindel's a nice Elf
Frodo come here, to the Last Homely House
I'm sure we can help you today

It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
Meet brooding Boromir, pretty-boy Legolas
And ask Elrond what that Ring does

It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Frodo, I was out in the Wild
Like you, although the weather was mild
I felt, danger was on every side
I felt glad that those Trolls had died

That's when someone came up to me
And said "Bilbo! Riding on a pony!"
"How delicious!" At the Last Homely House
They can start you back on your way

It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
They have everything for Hobbits to enjoy
I can give you some shiny toys

Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
It's fun to stay at the Last Homely House
Frodo, Frodo, it's just a Morgul-knife
Frodo, Frodo, just get on with your life
Last Homely House
Just go to the Last Homely House
Frodo, Frodo, it's your last chance to rest
Frodo, the Wise will put you to the test