From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

Riders of Rohan (To the tune of Werewolves of London, by the late Warren Zevon, of course.)

I saw a Rider with an elven short sword in his hand
Walking through the streets of Minas Tirith in the rain
He was looking for a place called the Last Homely House
Going to get himself a big dish of lembas to eat.
Riders of Rohan.

If you hear him Riding up to your Great Hall's door
Better not let him in
Heard a bunch of Orcs got chopped up late last night
Riders of Rohan, again
Riders of Rohan.

He's the big warrior who ran amuck in Gondor
Lately he's been overheard in Helm's Deep.
Better stay away from him (or her)
He'll rip your lungs out, Faramir*
I don't want to meet him, no sir.
Riders of Rohan.

Well, I saw Frodo Baggins walking with the Queen
Doing the Riders of Rohan
I saw Frodo Baggins walking with the Queen
Doing the Riders of Rohan
I saw a rider drinking wine with Gondor's lost King.
His hair a real mess....
Riders of Rohan.
Draw blood

*For lyrical purists: Stay away from him/he'll rip your lungs out, Gim

-- Fool of a Took