From the Floating Log at Frogmorton
The Silmarillion (to the tune of Incense and
Peppermints)
Two trees of Valinor, twelve kinds of elf
A strong urge to put the book back on the shelf
Some female personnel, there's something new
Somewhat repetitive, what can you do?
Who cares what Valier were?
This story's got no characters
A Flood tale that splits the whole world in two
A Rorschach for undergrads, one point of view
A surefire sleeping pill, I've heard that too.
Manwe, Silmarils
Melkor, Silmarils
Dead kings and several rings no one can find
Feanor's the only name that sticks in my mind
Chopping trees is always/ the worst you can do
So what's Cirdan making then, mithril canoes?
Who know where ents/ and hobbits came in?
They missed the Creation myth/ seems like a sin
Melian, Silmarils
Mardil, Silmarils
-- Fool of a Took