From the Floating Log at Frogmorton
Like Someday Gimli You'll Accompany Me, this doesn't really count as a filk. All I've done is change "she" to "he" and presto -- Beauty and the Dwarf!
Legolas: There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
But now he's dear, and so unsure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before
Gimli: He glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched he didn't shudder at my paw
No it can't be, I'll just ignore
But then he's never looked at me that way before
Legolas: New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no Prince Charming
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see
Aragorn: Well, who'd have thought?
Eomer: Well, bless my soul
Merry: Well, who'd have known?
Pippin: Well, who indeed?
Eomer: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
Aragorn: It's so peculiar. Wait and see
Merry and Pippin: We'll wait and see
All: A few days more
There may be something there that wasn't there before
Aragorn: Perhaps there's something there
That wasn't there before