From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

It must have been cold there in my shadow,
To never have Big Folk see your face...
You were content to let me shine,
(That's your way)
You were nearly left behind....

Did I ever tell you you're my hero,
You're everything I wish I could be,
I could fly higher than Gwaithir,
For you were the wind beneath my wing.

I was co-slayer of the Nazgul-lord
You were with Denethor, and bored.
You just inherited a title,
(Anyone could)
Your role, frankly, was not that vital.

Chorus

It might've appeared to go unnoticed.
But I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know it's true,
That I would be orc-food without you

Did you...etc.

-- Dulcinea Ludicross