From
the Floating Log at Frogmorton
By
the junior Smallburrows
Bilbo Baggins, rather old
Was still quite hale and hearty.
Left the Shire suddenly
From his birthday party.
Bilbo Baggins, keep it up,
Bilbo Baggins dandy.
Mind the music and the step
And with the Ring be handy!
Frodo Baggins came to Bree
Riding on a pony.
Put his finger in the Ring
To prove he was no phony.
Frodo Baggins messed it up,
Frodo Baggins dandy.
Mind the music and the step
And with the Elves be handy!
Samwise Gamgee left from Bree,
Starting on his journey.
Took the apple in his hand,
And threw it at Bill Ferny!
Samwise Gamgee keep it up,
Samwise Gamgee dandy.
Mind the music and the step,
And with the Elves be handy!
Gandalf caught old Saruman
Doing things illegal.
Saruman locked Gandalf up,
But he hopped a passing Eagle.
Gandalf Greyhame keep it up,
Gandalf Greyhame dandy.
Mind the music and the step,
Those birds sure come in handy!