From the Floating Log at Frogmorton
Gil-Galad was an elven king
Generous in word and deed.
I never understood those Quenya words he spoke
But I helped him smoke his weed.
Singing
Joy to the world,
All the elves and Ents
Joy to the hobbits in the deep green grass,
Joy to Gandalf's ass.*
You know I love the elveses,
I love the songs they sing.
I love them lembas and I love them mallorns
But I mostly love my Ring.**
Joy to the world,
All the elves and ents
Joy to the hobbits in the deep green grass,
Joy to Gandalf's ass.
If I was
Lord of the Mark
Tell you what I'd do,
I'd tell Gondor and Mordor
To go away
And make me some Orc stew.
Joy to the world,
All the elves and Ents
Joy to the hobbits in the deep green grass,
Joy to Gandalf's ass.
Gil-Galad was an elven king
Generous in word and deed.
I never understood those Quenya words he spoke
But he always had some might fine weed.
Singing
Joy to the world,
All the elves and Ents
Joy to the hobbits in the deep green grass,
Joy to Gandalf's ass.
** Hey! he *did* have one, back in the very beginning of FotR (the movie), pulling his wagon!
*From Gollum's POV it would have to be:
You know we hates the elveses
We hates to hear them sing
We hates lembas and we hates mallorns
But we loves our Precious ring.
-- Dulcinea Ludicross