You Know You Like Pokemon Too Much If...

when your skin turns yellow, and a tail start to grow on your back.
when you forget everything you learned at school
when you're afraid that your goldfish will give you a horn attack.
when the record button on your remote breaks down
when your skipping school to watch it, when its -30 degrees
when you start calling "rocks" "geodudes"
when your losing your time coming up with these
You actually bother to read this list
You go through withdraw when you miss an episode
If you own more than 5 tapes of Pokémon
If when people tick you off you yell Pikachu! and try and do the Thunder attack
If it works
If you are offended by this list because there is no such thing as too much Pokemon
You go around asking, 'Are you people or Pokémon?
If you know how to make an é on your computer
If you use it more than 5 times a day
If you've played all the versions
in Japanese!
When you hallucinate a mankey on your ceiling
If you sing the Pikachu song for no apparent reason
Every time there's a power outage, you are convinced there are Grimers at the power plant
If you find a Porygorn in your computer
When ghost pokémon appear during math class
when you intentionally ellectricute yourself pretending your being shocked by pikachu
if you kill your bird tryind to jam it in a little ball.
If you think your bird is a Pidgey
if you name your bird Pidgey
When you teach it 'gust'
When you grow leaves on your head
If you go to parties dressed as an Oddish
..with a date
If your body turns blue and you grow a shell
If you shrink whenever you get near small, red balls
If you stop wearing clothes because Pokemon don't wear clothes
when you light your pants on fire and you think your charmander
If you ever thought you were haunter and tried to go though walls
if all you saw on MT.Rushmore are pokemon faces
if you light your best friend on fire pretending you're charmander doing fire spin
when your kill your bird by throwing a ball at it
if you taped a charm to your cat's forehead and say he's a meowth
if your cat has evolved into a persian
if you talk to your cat
if your cat talks to you
in Japanese
if you won't play ball because you think it might be a voltorb
If you start to spit on people pretending to be Squirtle using Water Gun
You name your rabbit Nidoran
You start wearing big R's on all your shirts
If you nickname your school rival "Gary"
when you show everyone your imaginary badges
if they believe you
if you do it more than twice a week
when people call you a Pokemon nut and you take it as a compliment
When you plant Oddishes
if they grow
If you call the local hospital and ask if they have any Chanseys
if you've tried to send mail to the pokemon league
you draw pokemon in math class wishing they came alive.
the pokemon do come alive
when your computer has storage boxes
if you keep seeing rattatas running across the kitchen floor
when you start pepper spraying people and telling your friends that you are using stun spore for protection
If you dream about POKéMON
more than five times a week
When you walk areound in the park looking for Pokémon in the 'tall grass'
if you call the psychic hotline to see if they have any kadabras
When you know all the pokeraps by heart
You're afraid to eat eggs, especially spotted ones
your favorite food is ketchup
You watch a Ranma 1/2 episode and wonder what type of Pokémon is the panda
You forget there's a such thing as an American cartoon
When you know who pikachu is but not mickey mouse
you swallow a butane torch trying to be a charmander
you grow turnips on your back trying to be a bulbasaur
If you've ever watched the "seziure clip" - I have (:
You can sing the Pokemon theme songin Japanese (which I can)
You thought(or currently think) that we evolved from primapes
when you put icecubes down your brother's pants and say "ice beam"
when you give a duck Tylenol to cure it's headache
every time you kick something, it evolves
You know you watch to much Pokémon when you refer to the vet as the nearest Pokémon Center
If you call caterpillars Caterpies
you set your dog on fire
-you put your dog in the freezer
-if you electrocute your dog
-if you figure it's better if it just stays as an Eevee
if you refer to your laptop as a pokedex
-if you gave it the nickname 'dexter'
You classify your sister as a Krabby
You think Pikachu is powering your house
-you see him doing it
you try to catch Beedrills, but you keep on getting stung
You are sure your teachers are from Team Rocket
You throw red balls at the wall, hoping to catch Ghastlys
when you paint your cat pink and name it Mew
Your computer gets a virus and you blame it on Missingno

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