Welcome to the Gretchen Horton Freakazoid Club!

*NEWSFLASH* (Jul. 19 2000) The GHFC will at some point be completely redone.

Yes indeedy. I was going to trash it or sell it off, but I now believe much can be done with this web empire. Content will change a bit, but we will remain a weirded out humour site. Be patient beloved. Until then, the option is open, but if you join bear in mind things will be a bit different. (Some writers are gone gone gone) But to become an exclusive hostag-- er, member, Click here or E-mail me at gjh_freaksclub@postmark.net with your name, age, state, and anything else you want other Club members to know, either real or imagined.

Places to Go, things to See
Vote for us at WebbieWorld! Come on, you know you want to...
Club Pics!
Hear an MIDI of the Official Club Song, The Ballad of Fried Chicken!
Read the Lyrics! By Rik Kyser.
Download the simple, sick and addictive game Chickens 2 Get Winzip
Newsletters past and present
Awards! We're gaining notice!
What's a Webpage without Links? Well, I guess it's a Webpage without links...
Members' JAVA Chat (password access)
Gretchen's Philadelphia Flyers Site
Mr. Grammar Person Sez...
Gretchen's Colorado Avalanche Site

Recent Newsletter Quotes will soon return. Until then, visit our newsletter archives

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So Far, People Have Freaked Out (Counter lies. Closer to 3000+)

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