Quotable Quotes
Quoteable Quotes



"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." -Woody Allen

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar." -W.C. Fields

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
-Groucho Marx

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it" -Yogi Berra

"I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?" -Mae West

"I can hang on to a dream...but I can't hold it..." -Matthew Sweet

"...I've never been so alone...and I've never been so alive...I hope you take a piece of me with you..."
-Third Eye Blind

"How do I set my laser printer on stun?" -Jason Crider

"Only love and music are forever." -Brien Dilts

"I say tell me the truth, but you don't dare." -Fiona Apple

"Excuse me, but can I be you for a while?" -Tori Amos

"The world owes me so fuck you!"
-Victoria Villareal

"To love someone you first must love yourself." -Desiree Maley

"Don't ever tell someone that you love them, it ruins everything that you have together." -Chris Williams

"If you came to me for help, you might get it. If you came to me with money for help, you are going to get it." -Chris Williams

"My life is falling apart, not that it was together." -Tina, The Troubled Teen

"It's not that I'm anti-social, I just hate Society." -Tina, The Troubled Teen

"Dark and somber is my mood. And shiny are my boots." -Tina, The Troubled Teen