This page has temporarily (or permanantly?) moved due to trouble with server addresses, and this page should automatically redirect your browswer to the "current" page in one (1) second, but in the mean time...

IN PLAIN ENGLISH: I couldn't update it, and have two (2) other pages that *are* updated, so, you have three (3) options:

(1) If you want to look at this "older" version, then you MUST either print it out in a quick hurry -or save it to your computer or a floppy. (Pressing the "STOP" key won't stop your browser from being re-directed in a minute, but you can always hit "back" to get a second look.)

To get the most current Top Story on the Terri Schiavo lawsuits below, however, chose option #2 or #3:

(2) If you click HERE you will be re-directed to The Register on GeoCities' server.

(3) Lastly, if you just wait 1 seconds, you should be re-directed to the HomeTown: AOL mirror.

But, if you don't want to wait, you can click HERE and go there now.