Well hello there, moose afficionados. Welcome to this week's True Cross Competition. Every week, one lucky contestant will have the chance to win an authentic Holy Relic, a piece of the True Cross, the same one that was used at the Passion (according to St Matthew, at any rate). Some of the sceptics among you may doubt that I have in my possession the True Cross, but you would be people who have never witnessed the amazing bargains that one can make in the flee markets of Zug, in Switzerland. All sorts of things are sold for ridiculously low prices at these events, and some real gems can be found in the midst of the piles of old tableware. For example, I have acquired a signed photograph of Errol Flynn, a working set of bagpipes, a Knight Rider commemorative plaque, and now, the True Cross. Having acquired such a piece of World Heritage as this, I decided to share it with the rest of humanity. This is why every week, I will saw off a piece of it and send it to a deserving winner.
All that you have to do to become the proud owner of one of these priceless relics is to answer the following simple questions, and the tie-breaker question. Winners will be notified by email.
Please visit the True Cross Competition Forum for previous weeks' answers, competition winners, entries and discussion of the various topics.
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