How to get us to play your show:
If you want us to play your show, just ask. We don't get many offers, so most likely we won't be busy. We'll play any time, any place, for a reasonable amount of money. We WILL play in your backyard if you want us to, for as little as 5 or 10 bucks (it really depends on where the place is. Gas $ and all....).
Here's the procedure:

Find a place you want us to play.

Then find a date/time

Tell us! Either email us, or send us a letter, or call us up (I'd put our phone numbers here, but this is the INTERNET and all, and with all those perverts out there.....)

Wait for our lazy asses to get there and play for ya.

Give us a couple bucks. We are destitute afterall.....