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Sasha M. Artzen was born in a small provincial, backward, redneck town in 1916, and again in 1978 and once more in 1983 to a Revolutionary and TV Quizmaster.  She spent most of her childhood typically, summers on the coast, conversational Laotian lessons, Drinks with Rod Serling and Boba Fett, and her first banana republic at the age of 12.  However Sasha wasnt so much into the (Industrial) Revolution and slowly became an artist.  Sasha quickly developed a taste for all things Bohemian at an early age sadly finding them to be taste like chalk so she started to participate in them writing her first full-length opera at the age of nine.  This opera was La Boehm and she really heard it on National Public Radio..

 

At the age of 13 Sasha had started to show signs of being a true bohemian revolutionary organizing several events such as the Absinth 30 mile (The number of miles you have to run towards the border to smuggle Absinth into the US) dash and Toulouse-Lautrec day.  At the age of 18 Sasha went off to find herself.  She is still looking and then enrolled in Emory and Henry College where she is majoring in basket weaving and History.  Sasha is also a follower of the cult of Bobo, a sock monkey who escaped years ago and to learn the teachings of the Dalai Llama who lives in the south of France, i.e. under her bed.

 In 1937, Sasha met an attractive young Bohemian Revolutionary who she has devoted herself to (until the unlikely situation of Allan Cummings was to pick her up.)  She has still very much devoted to said Bohemian Revolutionary.

A woman mountain biking; Actual size=180 pixels wide

 

In 1943, Sasha in conjunction with Fox Campbell, started work on her grand opus which was a cross over (with out the hassle of John Edwards) of the X-files and X-Men (and a few other exs.) called the X-Periments (see a pattern).  She also has created other works of significance which Im sure can be foundsomewhere.

 Sasha is also in her spare time enjoys, Kabuki Theatre, Spy Novels, Making Comic book themed jewelry, as well as things to rime with orange.  She is also the CEO of Citizen Artzen Film Productions.  Check out there work coming to a theatre near youno, really, shut up.  She hopes to be the scary old woman with a lot of cats one day.

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Cute Red head. wonder who she is...hmm.

Random things that I enjoy for some reason

I am what you would call a fan of: X-files, Twilight Zone, the Hitchiker's Series, Astrnomy, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Kevin Smith Movies, and things that rime with orange.

BUT WAIT!! There's more!!
I'm also a big fan of music, various types, I'm a gamer, and can quote music like a ---radio edit---. Hey you know something I'm rambling now and the print is kinda small. I feel like I'm doing art work for a Radio head album cover. I should be talking about something important over here like bagism. Everybody is talking about bagism, bagism, Bobby Dylan, bagism.
Keep on Rockin' in the Free World,

Quinn: Feng Sheu? That's not in the budget. How are we paying for this?
Sparks: By Selling pot...holders....made from hemp.
~Sea Lab 2021

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