( The camera opens up to a glass wall with "Tuesday Night Madness" spray-painted in black writing. The glass shatters, and the camera goes to the crowd, and scans across. Some of the signs include "Spark - How Could You?" and "Say Goodbye to the War Byrds". )

LG: Hello fans, we've got a lot lined up tonight. Several HCWF title matches, an Iron Man Match, and more. Let's go to the ring. Blaze Vs. Turk!

( "Bling Bling" by Juvenile starts up, and Turk makes his way to the ring. Then "Hellraiser" by Ozzy Osbourne brings out Blaze. He raises his arms in the entrance way, then slides under the bottom rope. Jack Wilson calls for the bell. )

RH: Turk off the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline. Blaze ducks it, spins around, and levels Turk with a forearm. Both men off the ropes... double clothesline. Turk rolls out of the ring, and pulls a chair out from under the apron. He slides it into the ring, climbs through the ropes, and sets the chair up in the center of the mat. He whips Blaze off the ropes, and falls to the mat for a drop toehold. Blaze jumps over Turk's legs, pulls him up, and whips him off the ropes. Blaze with a drop toehold, sending Turk facefirst onto the seat of the chair!

LG: Turk holding his face, and he rolls onto his back. Blaze up top, and he hits a flying legdrop! He makes a cover, 1.....2.....3.....4. Turk kicks out at four. Blaze pulls Turk up, kicks him in the stomach, and plants him with a brainbuster! Blaze folds up the chair, sets it on the ground, then lifts Turk into a fireman's carry. He spins it around into a powerslam onto the chair! Blaze with a cover, 1.....2.....3.....4.... Turk kicks out.

RH: Blaze pulls Turk to his feet, and whips Turk off the ropes. He kicks Turk in the stomach, and hits a brainbuster onto the chair! He makes a pin, 1.....2.....3.....4.....5!

Result: Blaze pinned Turk following a brainbuster in 3:04.

LG: And Blaze picks up the win.

RH: Next, it's Wrec Hannibaland Prime Punisher in their tag team debut.

( "Black Sunshine" plays as Wrec Hannibal and Prime Punisher make their way down the aisle. Hannibal holds the Alaska State Title above his head before handing it to Steven Darty. Then "Whatever" by Godsmack plays as Little Super Devil and Syco Madness make their way to the ring. Darty calls for the bell. )

BS: It looks like the Little Super Midget and Prime Punisher to start things off. This should be hillarious. Devil up top, and he tries to dropkick Punisher. He bounces right off his chest and falls to the floor! Hah! Devil off the ropes, and he runs under Punisher's legs. He goes to the turnbuckle, and flies off with a splash. Punisher catches him in a bearhug! Devil is let go, and he goes up top again. (Sighs.) Moonsault by Devil, and Punisher catches him upside down. He drills Little Super Devil with a tombstone!

LG: Prime Punisher with a pinfall attempt on Devil. 1.....2... and Syco Madness breaks the pin. Wrec Hannibal hits the ring, and nails Syco from behind. He spins Madness around in a corner, and starts chopping at his chest. Prime Punisher has got Little Super Devil lifted into the air... gorilla press slam! Wrec Hannibal tosses Syco Madness outside the ring, and goes back to his corner. Punisher kicks Devil in the stomach... powerbomb! And Prime Punisher tags in Wrec Hannibal.

RH: Hannibal applies the Texas Cloverleaf on Little Super Devil! Syco Madness climbs into the ring, and rushes to break the hold. Prime Punisher kicks Syco Madness in the stomach, and powerbombs him to the mat! He lifts Madness up, and delivers a second powerbomb! Devil taps, and Wrec Hannibal and Prime Punisher are your winners.

Result: Wrec Hannibal and Prime Punisher defeated Little Madness by pinfall in 4:36.

BS: And Hannibal/Prim Punisher pick up the win.

RH: More tag action coming up.

LG: It's Steve and Joey Riggs against Da Ghetto Family. Let's go to the ring.

( "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses plays as Joey and Steve Riggs make their way down the aisle, with Greg Semler. Then the theme from "Halloween" plays, and Dave King comes out from the entrance. Phil Blunt comes in through the crowd, and nails Joey Riggs with a chair. Jack Wilson calls for the bell. )

LG: And here we go! Phil Blunt nailing Joey Riggs with that chair, and Steve Riggs is trying to pull the chair away. Dave King in, and he whips Steve Riggs off the ropes. King with a kick to the stomach, followed up with a neckbreaker. King going for the quick cover, 1..... Riggs easily kicks out. Phil Blunt has Joey Riggs in the corner, and is kicking him in the stomach. Dave King grabs the chair, wedges it between two turnbuckle pads, and whips Steve Riggs into the chair!

RH: Greg Semler on the apron, watching as the Riggs' brothers get beaten by King and Blunt. Hold on, Semler pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his pocket. Semler in the ring, and he nails King! No DQ, so that's legal. Steve Riggs with a vertical suplex and a pin on Dave King. 1.....2... King kicks out. Joey Riggs to his feet, but Blunt still kicking him in the stomach. Riggs pushes Blunt away, and tosses him outside the ring. Joey Riggs now on the apron, and he hits Blunt with an axehandle.

BS: Joey Riggs whips Phil Blunt against the guardrails. Blunt holding his back, and Riggs takes him down him a forearm. Inside the ring, Steve Riggs still has the upperhand on Dave King. He whips King off the ropes, and King hooks his arms. Riggs sends King to the outside with a lariat!

RH: Joey Riggs holding Phil Blunt while Greg Semler hits him with chops and kicks. Steve Riggs slides a chair onto the aisle, and brings Dave King over. Evenflow DDT onto the chair! Steve Riggs makes the cover, 1.....2.....3!

Result: Steve and Joey Riggs defeated Dave King and Phil Blunt in 6:27.

BS: And another team makes a successful debut.

RH: Okay, now it's Dragon Kid and Spark for the Cruiserweight Title!

BS: Oh. (Quietly.) Jim Dalton... Jim Dalton... Jim Dalton...

( "Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit starts, and the crowd cheers. Spark walks through the curtain, and runs to the ring. Then "Verse Chorus Verse" by Nirvana plays, and Dragon Kid, along with Master Kwon, walks down the aisle. He hands the Cruiserweight Title to the referee, climbs into the ring, and levels Spark with a clothesline. )

BS: Dragon Kid/Miguel Sanchez/Jim Dalton/Rob Hall's Role Model with an attack right off the bat. DK pulls Spark to his feet, and whips him off the ropes. Kwon is on the apron, and he nails Spark on the back of the head! Steven Darty now arguing with Kwon, and Dragon Kid hits Spark with an atomic headbutt!

RH: How many times must I say it? You've go no proof that the Dragon Kid is Jim Dalton. He's Miguel Sanchez, leave the man alone. Dragon Kid working on the legs now, kicking Spark inside the knees. Dragon Kid pulls Spark into the middle of the ring, and comes off the ropes with a headbutt! Spark rolls outside the ring, but Dragon Kid hits him with a suicide dive!

LG: I'm going to stay out of the "Who is Dragon Kid?" debate for one match. Can't you two? Dragon Kid whips Spark into the guardrail, and grabs the Cruiserweight Title. Oh no, don't tell me he's walking out of the match again.

RH: Spark shaking his head, and he follows Dragon Kid down the aisle. DK swings the belt... Spark dodges! He dropkicks Dragon Kid in the back of the head, then grabs his mask and drags him to the ring. He slams his face off the ring apron, the rolls him into the ring. Spark on the apron, and springboard inside with a legdrop. He makes a pin, 1.....2... DK kicks out.

BS: Spark up top, and Dragon Kid to his feet. He shakes his head, and looks up. Spark connects with a missle dropkick! Spark by Dragon Kid's feet... he applies the Jolt Lock! I'd never thought I'd be cheering for Spark, but I want to see Jim Dalton tap!

RH: No! Hang in their Miguel! DK reaching for the ropes...

BS: He's passed out!

LG: Steven Darty lifts the hand... it drops, there's one.

RH: He lifts it again... two!

BS: Final time... it falls! New Cruiserweight Champion!

Result: Spark defeated Dragon Kid by knockout in 8:01 to win the Cruiserweight Championship.

RH: No! This can't be happening!

BS: Maybe you can go bake Miguel some cookies while you share sob stories.

RH: Shut up! Ji... ehh... Dragon Kid will have his revenge!

LG: (Laughing.) Well, it's the second of three titles matches, Renge Vs. Clement.

( "Walk" by Pantera plays, and Alex Renge makes his way to the ring. He looks out to the crowd as "Youth of America" by Birdbrain begins. Richie Clement and Mychele Travis make their way down the aisle, and Jack Wilson calls for the bell. )

BS: Renge and Clement lock up. Clement whips Renge off the ropes, and nails him with a spinning heel kick! Clement off the ropes, and he drops an elbow. Renge rolls to his feet, and blocks a kick from Clement. Clement with an enziguri! Renge facedown on the mat, and Clement rolls him over and makes a cover. 1.. wait, Renge is by the ropes. Clement pulls Renge up, and hits a snap suplex.

LG: Clement pulls Renge up, and hits another snap suplex. He pulls Renge up and executes a third snap suplex. Clement with a belly-to-belly suplex on Alex Renge, followed by a second. Renge to his feet, and Clement from behind with a German suplex, 1.....2... no! Renge kicks out. Renge kicks Clement in the stomach, and hits a piledriver! Renge pulls Clement off, and comes off the ropes. Sunset flip, 1.....2... Clement powers forward, and holds Renge's shoulders to the mat. 1.....2... Clement kicks out.

RH: Both men to their feet. Renge ducks a clothesline, spins around, and hooks Clement's arms. He pushes Clement to the mat with a full nelson. Clement fighting it, trying to get free. Renge pressing Clement's face into the mat. Clement reaching for the ropes, but Renge has got the full nelson locked on. Clement able to free one arm, and he escapes the hold. Renge doesn't give him a change to rest, and legsweeps Clement to the mat.

BS: Renge stomping the chest of Clement, and he pulls the TV Champ to his feet. Renge whips Clement off the ropes, kicks him in the stomach, and lifts into the air. Renge Bomb... wait, Clement counters with a frankensteiner! 1.....2.....3!

Result: Richie Clement pinned Alex Renge with a frankensteiner in 7:20.

LG: Clement to the back, and it's main event time.

( "Youth of America" by Birdbrain brings out Richie Clement and Mychele Travis. Clement pulls out a microphone. )

Clement: Since Anarchy's injured, I need to get a new partner for tonight. I looked over my War Byrds partners, and I've decided on my new tag partner. So let's bring him out...

( "Walk by Pantera starts up, and the crowd cheers as Alex Renge walks out from the curtain. Clement and Renge walk to the ring, and then "**** the World" by the ICP starts up. Team Havok and Johnny Sledge walk through the curtain, and Team Havok hold the tag titles above their heads. They slide into the ring, and Steven Darty calls for the bell. )

LG: It looks like JT Edwards and Alex Renge to start things off. Edwards taking advantage off the fact Renge just wrestled right off the bat. Edwards kicks Renge in the stomach, tags in Blake Daniels, and hooks his arms. Blake Daniels off the ropes, and Edwards moves. Renge leveled with a lariat! Daniels stomps Renge in the stomach, and drags him out to the center of the mat. Daniels tags JT Edwards back in, and he nails Renge with a moonsault!

BS: JT Edwards holds it for the pin, 1.....2.. Renge kicks out. Now, it's nice that Clement and Renge think they can win after wrestling against each other, but isn't that pretty risky? I mean their HCWF careers are on the line. Edwards whips Renge into the corner... right into Blake Daniel's boot! Renge falls onto his back, and Daniels is tagged back in.

LG: Blake Daniels with a scoop slam and a leg across the throat. He makes a cover on Renge, 1.....2... he kicks out. Blake tags in JT Edwards, who nails a somersault senton splash! He pulls Renge up, and whips him off the ropes. Wait, Renge reverses it, whips Edwards off the ropes, and levels with him a lariat! He tags in Richie Clement!

BS: Clement up top, and he catches Edwards with a missle dropkick. Clement with a pin, 1.. a top rope elbow from Daniels breaks it up. Daniel whips Clement off the ropes, and both members of Team Havok go for a clothesline. Clement ducks, off the ropes... Blake Daniels suprises Clement with a backdrop, and JT Edwards adds insult to injury with a big splash.

RH: Edwards with a lateral press, 1.....2... Clement kicks out. Edwards pulls Clement up, and whips him towards the ropes. Johnny Sledge waiting with his cane... but Clement grabs the cane! He knocks Sledge off the apron, and gives Edwards a russian legsweep using the cane! 1.....2... and Blake Daniels breaks the pin! Team Havok were just seconds away from losing their HCWF careers.

BS: (Wipes forehead.) I'm getting kind of nervous. I don't know what I'd do if Team Havok lost. Clement whips Blake Daniels off the ropes, and he hooks the top rope with his arms. Clement sends him outside with a dropkick! Edwards pushes Clement into the corner... and he tags Renge. But Edwards didn't see it! No! Edwards whips Clement off the ropes, and hits an atomic drop/sunset flip combo. He realizes it's not Clement when Renge kicks him in the back of the head! Renge kicks Edwards in the stomach, lifts him into the air... Renge Bomb! He makes the cover, and Clement hits Sledge and Daniels with a suicide dive to prevent them from entering the ring! 1.....2....3! Team Havok are gone!

Result:Richie Clement and Alex Renge defeated Team Havok by pinfall in 10:56 to win the HCWF Tag Team Championship.

BS: Before Rob Hall can make any smart remarks... well actually, that's never happened on an HCWF brodcast. But let's just end the show.

LG: Se you Saturday for Carnage!

( Fade to black. )

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