Movie Reviews

American Pie

Rating R, Director's Cut Available as well
This is a screwed up movie about a group of boy in high school who create a pact to lose their virginity before graduation. Good idea but the guy with the pie... that's just not right. Liked the long period of time the foreign chick spent topless.
Score 12/20
-Posted 12/22/00

Opperation Condor

Rating, R
This is the stor of Jakie Chan as a secret agent, like Bond (snicker), who has to rescue a lost shipment of gold. The real secret is how they manage delay the sound output of their voices a full 3 seconds after their lips open and shut.
Score 16/20
12/30/00

Book Reviews

Waking Up the Bees, by Jerry Daoust

Take Of Mice and Men, add catholic propaganda, and then urinate on it and you would have this collection of of short stories. Goes on and on. I recommend you take proper precautions before reading like getting plowed.
Score 4/20
-Posted 12/22/00

The Indian And the Cupboard, by Lyne Reid Banks

The touching tale of a boy with a key, cupboard and a nearly limitless amount of shrooms. Read this story if you like drugs and child abuse.
Score 8/20
-Posted 12/30/00