Seeing it says humor on it, and it more or less has become a page of games and such more than humor I suppose I should put at least one joke on this page. (this one come from Saturday Night Live - the second I think was Readers Digest.)
I once knew someone who was half Italian, and half Polish. - He would make offers you could not refuse, but also couldn't understand.
There was a conference in the NW USA, and in attendance were Al Gore, George Bush Jr., and Bill Gates. Once they had all arrived and were seated a meteor hit just then and killed all three of them.
The first one to arrive in Heaven was Al Gore where he was met by God, and asked," What important things did you do with your life? " To which Al Gore replies, " I helped save the enviroment and invented the Internet!" God says," Ok you may go in."
The next to arrive was George Bush Jr, and he gets the same question from God, asking, "What important things did George do with his life? " After asking if he could use a Teleprompter , George replies," I was hard on crime, I cut taxes, and made a stronger military." To which God replies, " Ok you can go in. "
The last to arrive was Bill Gates, and God proceeds to ask Bill Gates what important things in his life but before he finishes, he is interrupted by Bill, who says, " I believe you are setting in my chair. "
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