I WISH I HAD A FRIEND TO PLAY WITH ME <br><br><br>
I've got this pain that I just can't deal with<br>
How I wish I had somebody to go and eat oatmeal with.<br>
Oh, gee. I really need a friend to play with me.<bR><br>

I'd give him friendship and affection<br>
I'd even let him come and see my paperclip collection<br>
Oh, gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me!<br><br>

In my tegrabistand (?), to hear a marching band<br>
Or buy some saddle shoes<br>
He'd worship argyle socks, collect them by the box<br>
He'd help me chase these blues<bR><br>

My style would please him more than a smidgeon.<br>
He'd say, "It's really nifty, Bert, the way you dance the Pigeon.<br>
Oh, gee, I gotta find a friend to play with me<br><br>

Won't somebody hear my plea,<br>
Wanna end this misery<br>
I wish I had a friend to play with me!<br><br>