JUNK<br><br><bR>

Junk to a grouch is a beautiful thing<br>
To be loved and enjoyed like the flowers in spring<br>
Junk to a grouch is just wonderful stuff<bR>
Why it's part of the job of just being a grouch<bR><br>

Any new thing he gets he's gonna simply ignore<br>
But smash it on the ground and he will just adore it<bR>
Just like kittens love to run<br>
And flowers love to feel the sun<br>
And kittens love a little cozy place where they can bunk<br>
A grouch loves junk<bR><br>

I was just sent a gift, a new electronic game<br>
I threw it in the trash but kept the box it came in<br>
Just like horses love the hay<bR>
And children love a place to play<br>
And people drinking coffee love a donut they can dunk<br>
A grouch loves jun