NOISE<BR><BR><BR>

The most beautiful music of all<br>
Isn't Mozart or Bebop or Swing<br>
It's the music that no one can sing<br>
It's called noise<br><br>

The most beautiful music there is<br>
Isn't country or western or jazz<br>
It's the music that most of all has<br>
It's called noise!<br><br>

Oh, I'd happily kick in the shin<br>
Any person who plays violin<br>
And I gladly will send to the moon<br>
Any dingbat who plays the bassoon!<br><br>

The most beautiful music I know<br>
Isn't opera or ragtime or rock<br>
It's the music that makes you yell "Yucch!"<br>
It's called noise<br><br>

Now whether you like it or lump it<br>
I'd just love to melt down every trumpet<br>
And I only can stand a soprano<br>
When there's marshmellow in her her piano<br><br>

The most beautiful music of all<br>
Now, pay careful attention, my dears<br>
It's the music that puctures your ears<bR>
It's called...<br><br>

Come close, girls and boys<br>
What old Oscar enjoys<br>
It's thrill never cloys<br>
It's much better than toys<br>
It's called noise, noise, noise, noise, noise<br>
Beautiful noise!<br