THE NO SONG <br><BR><BR>

When we go for a ride, can I hold the map?—No! <Br>
Can I bring my pet turtle to rid in my lap?—No! <br>
Can I stay up late?—No! <br>
Will you give me a snack?—No! <br>
Can I watch TV?—No! <br>
Will you scratch my back?—No!<br><br>

Whatever I ask you, the answer’s the same <br>
I have just one more question: <br>
Is “no” your real name?—No! <br><br>

Can I visit a friend?—No! <br>
I promise not to fight—No! <br>
I won’t bother his mother,<br>
Can I stay overnight?—No!<br>
If I finish my homework and study my math<br>
Can I get a real duck to swim in my bath?---Positively not!<br><br>

I got a secret, I learned it from you<br>
We will see how you like it<br>
When I say “no” to you<br><br>

Will you look in the street?—No!<br>
And bring me some trash?—No!<br>
Would you throw things on the floor?—No!<br>
And make a loud crash?—Uh-Uh!<br><br>

Will you mess up your room?—No!
And dirty your clothes?—No!
Would you please put some ink?—No!
On the tip of your nose?—No!