SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNDRED DWARVES <BR><BR><BR>

It seems clear to me what you need is a story<br>
It isn't too sweet, and it isn't too gory <br>
But, just so you won't be awake half the night<br>
I'll tell you a tale and its name is "Snow White"<br><br>

Snow White was a girl who was lost in the woods <br>
She wandered much farther from home than she should <br>
She spied a small college so cozy and dear <br>
And said, "Gee. I wonder who lives way out here?"<br><br>

She knocked on the door, and from way deep within <br>
She heard a small voice and it said, "Please come in" <br>
She opened the door, and there in the hall <br>
Were a whole bunch of people who were all very small <br><br>

"I have never seen folks as little as you" <br>
"My name's Snow White," she said, "How do you do?" <br>
"We are the dwarves, and we're happy to meet you <br>
We'll come one by one, 'cause we all want to greet you" <br><br>

There was Lumpy and Snappy and Squeeky and Sneezy <br>
And Gropy and Mopy and Fretful and Sleazy<br>
And there was Prancer and Dancer and Blitzen and Crock <br>
And one little dwarf who had just lost his sock <br><br>

There was Humpty and Dumpty and Soggy and Squeaky <br>
And Doris and Horis and Morris and Leaky<br>
There was Billy and Millie and Willie and Nillie <br>
And one with a sweater who said he was chilly <br><br>

There was Bitten and Batten and Dirsten and Orman <br>
And Margo and Rudolph and one who was Norman <br>
There was Miles and was Standish and Alden and John <br>
And one named Doleery who lived in a barn <br><br>

There was Flippy and Spanky and Hokey and Tacky <br>
And Jenny and Polly and Messy and Macky <br>
There was Pokey and Flaky and Fricket and Frocket <br>
And Fuzzy and Careless who had just lost his jacket <br><br>

There was Sticky and Gooky and Hanky and Panky <br>
Reezoodos, Imagual, Drensky, and Spanky <br>
There was...