WET PAINT
When you see a sign and it says “Wet Paint”
On a bench you find in the park
Don’t sit down there, they’ll be hollering if you do
When that wet paint gets all over you
Wet Paint—It’s so gooshy
Wet Paint—It’s so squooshy
Wet Paint—It’s so mooshy
Stay away from wet paint
When you see a sign and it says “Wet Paint”
Hanging on a lamppost or wall
Never touch it, you won’t like it much, understand?
When there’s gucky paint all over your hand
Wet Paint—It’s so sticky
Wet Paint—It’s so icky
Wet Paint—It’s so yicky
Stay away from wet paint
It’s not to hard to see
The W-E-T
As wet as it can be
The P-A-I-N-T
That’s “Paint”, wet paint
That’s P-A-I-N-T
When you see a sign and it says “Wet Paint”
In a place you happen to be
Keep your hands off, or you’re stuck with that yucky goo
We’ll hang a “Wet Paint” sign all over you
Wet Paint—It’s so gooshy
Wet Paint—It’s so squooshy
Wet Paint—It’s so mooshy
Stay away from wet paint