oh yes,
never ones to shy away from a new trend we at Pretty Lady bring you a brand new sensassssssion
The Divine David Pokemon
Thedivinedavidkachu
und here he is

rather a cheeky little mite isn't he?
now then
we have researched this thoroughly und know that these creature things have special fighting moves...
those for
THEDIVINEDAVIDKACHU
are as follows

e-coli
flange
carbon monoxide fume
spinal rippage
mitten dazzler

pretty potent stuff,
we are sure you have to agree
but we are not merely surfing upon a trend for shallow popularity
oh no
we are infiltrating
call it outreach work...
ensnaring technologically addled, novelty addicted minds und dragging them into the world of the avant garde
crushing 'pikachu' neath the wheels of crass cult recruitment
his giblets oiling the wheels of this vehicle of indoctrination
we shall use this new pokemon to DESTROY all others, deleting masses of computerized monsters until the screen weary eyes can focus only on one
then the insanity of
Pretty Lady
takes over!
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