Ruth Muffmonster:

Dear Lovely and Spike,

Did you ever have those dreams where there's someone/something chasing
you
and it's REALLY horrible and scary but you can't scream for some reason
and
it's made even more scary by that ? And d'ya know when you actually
eventually manage to scream, either within the dream or upon waking?
That scream is what the The Divine David means to me.
The boy who reminds us that the emperor wears no clothes, the voice
that
articulates so perfectly what I would say had I but half of his panache
and
make-up applique technique.
He speaks the truth and makes me laugh so hard that the tea and
masticated
maderia cake in my mouth come spurting out my nostrils at a very
frightening
speed.
He tortures the self-righteous.
He is a gadfly in a world of clones.
Two of his exquisite paintings hang above my tel-e-vis-ion set. They
bring
me more joy than it ever will.
If Jim'll Fix It was still in existance, I would write in and ask to be

Dishcloth for a day.
That is all.
Everything is lovely.

fondly,
Ruth Muffmonster

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