Dear Count Lovely und Spike:
You riddle us right round with your query:
"How has the phenomenon that is The Divine David
improved/affected your life?"
So we'll riddle you back:
Why should the Praxis Group think we've been
improved/affected by
The Divine David?
The Praxis Group also has Agents in the UK. Perhaps
a meeting
should be established.
Let us continue the discussions. We like your questions.
Yours in the Struggle,
The Praxis Group.
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+ "Let us first of
all, eliminate the artists: +
+ they do not stand nearly
independently enough +
+ in the world and
against the world for their +
+ changing valuations to
deserve attention in +
+ themselves! ....They always
need at the very least +
+ protection, a prop,
an established authority: +
+ artists never stand apart;
standing alone is +
+ contrary to their deepest
instincts."
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-p. 102 of the sixth section in the third essay
from "On The Genealogy of Morals" by Friedrich
Nietzsche
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PRAXIS
THEORY IN ACTION
our reply read thusly:
Brayings,
How lovely to be questioned vis-à-vis our quesssstion!
We’re afraid we think you’re lives should have been changed/improved by The Divine David merely
because of
THIS…
He is an etoile among men
UND THIS
He is a dazzling jewel amid the tide of celebrity junk
UND THIS
He speaks for und against humanity
UND THIS
He opens our eyes to fresh possibilities
UND THIS
He is selflessly und selfishly committed to the destruction of the 20th century
UND THIS
He made Fridays better than Tuesdays
UND THIS
He is pro
UND THIS
He is King of avant garde self expressssionism und contemporary dance
UND THIS
He is a visionary in heels
UND THIS
He dresses a mean pork-laden Christmas tree
UND THIS
He knows of shop assistants UND their plight
UND THIS
He knows all about rabbits
UND THIS
He speaks for the impoverished family, unable to afford acrylic paint...
UND THIS
He will show you London und it’s varied delights
UND THIS
He wears not the freedom flag
UND THIS
He attempted the removal of his own spine in the name of entertainment
UND THIS
He has pretty eyes
UND THIS
He can see you… and you’re beautiful
UND THIS
He has an assistant who gives people twigs (splashed with paint)
UND THIS
He is both an angel und a monster
UND THIS
He quotes Dana
UND THIS
He has a comprehensive knowledge of prescription drugs
UND THIS
He is famous
UND THIS
He loves to get… mail
UND THIS
He treats his face as a canvas
UND THIS
He can get his mouth round the word "fuck" like no other in living memory
UND THIS
He is anti
UND THIS
He appears behind glass in well-known superstores
UND THIS
He is on amphetamines and they’re absolutely fantastic… BANG
UND THIS
He can help you if your rabbit has wind
UND THIS
He knows how humanity will celebrate the end of the 20th Century
UND THIS
He gives insights to the automobile industry, utilising tomatoes
UND THIS
He is colour
UND THIS
He makes earrings from both kneecaps und tin foil
UND THIS
He can whip up a mean liver ragu
UND THIS
He has been at sea, shall we say, on more than one occasion
UND THIS
He sings
UND THIS
He (contemporary) dances
UND THIS
He knows of goats und trolls
UND THIS
He was once on a train und it was derailed
UND THIS
He didn’t have enough money for his fare
UND THIS
He crept into my room at night and… touched me
UND THIS
He knows how to cheer up a scar
UND THIS
He didn’t want to be the Princess, he just wanted to be beautiful
UND THIS
He knows of the connecssssion betwixt patients und pornography
UND THIS
He encourages the withdrawal of kneecaps
UND THIS
He tells a mean fairytale
UND THIS
He sports a sort of pastoral concentrasssssion
UND THIS
He ended the Edinburgh festival before it had even begun
UND THIS
He seeks to bring to the attenssssion of the world at large the art of pole dancing
UND THIS
He seeks to bring to the attenssssion of the world at large the art of lap dancing
UND THIS
He knows what lies beyond the tennis courts at Butlins und Pontins
UND THIS
He lives
UND THIS
He knows his herons
UND THIS
He doesn’t want to be cleaning up sick when you’ve left
UND THIS
He knows of the convoluted WORLD of the lollipop lady or man
UND THIS
He made Fridays better than Sundays
UND THIS
He is entertainment
UND THIS
He cut them off, whilst the person was still alive
UND THIS
He looks lovely in mauve
UND THIS
He knows of changing room prostitution
UND THIS
He asks all the relevant questions about te-le-viiiiiision
UND THIS
He knows of the code embedded in the flight path of a feral pigeon from outer space
UND THIS
He knows of aliens
UND THIS
He himself may be an alien
UND THIS
He knows what we have in place of the honeycomb
UND THIS
He wonders if his hair has grown since last time
UND THIS
He does like to be beside the seaside
UND THIS
He knows of the hill people UND their marijuana fields
UND THIS
He has got a tangerine in his stocking
UND THIS
He knows of SANTA
UND THIS
He inhabits his own neo-reality
UND THIS
He tells us that we are the future
UND THIS
He sports a beautiful postbag outfit
UND THIS
He is grateful for his next heartbeat
UND THIS
He doesn’t want to be known for his pectoral muscles
UND THIS
He is here to end everything
UND THIS
He can travel through time
UND THIS
He want’s to know what love is… he wants you to show him…
UND THIS
He straddles the Pennines like a colossus
UND THIS
He made Fridays better than Thursdays
UND THIS
He is fame
UND THIS
He hopes nobody’s been offended
UND THIS
He stands before you on a raised dais
UND THIS
He suits a doily
UND THIS
He has seen the future… it dissolved!
UND THIS
He can’t afford to be gay
UND THIS
He thinks you’re getting the point of it all now, aren’t you?
UND THIS
He isn’t a natural exhibitionist or anything
UND THIS
He can teach tai-chi, normally with a glass of wine in one hand and a cigarette in the other
UND THIS
He feels that it’s time to move on and change the fucking record
UND THIS
He stands before backgrounds of eggs, eyes und candles
UND THIS
He (Hack) thinks he’s got a furball (hack)
UND THIS
He is definitely trans-Pennine, as well as transgender
UND THIS
He is a terrorist
UND THIS
He is beauty
UND THIS
He dreams of the day when the whole world is tarmac-ed and everybody has a car
UND THIS
He projects himself down the lens, and into the viewer’s face
UND THIS
He made Fridays better than Mondays
UND THIS
He knows that nobody dances better than he
UND THIS
He makes a change from the cut meats counter
UND THIS
He wishes to infect you with 21st century fever
UND THIS
He knows how the Great Fire of London started
UND THIS
He will be thinking of you
UND THIS
He thinks that we should all be given money, at least £50 a day
UND THIS
He thinks we should use this to go away and express ourselves
UND THIS
He will understand if you don’t hold onto life between now and next week
UND THIS
He looks for lots of things in party people
UND THIS
He finds an encyclopaedic knowledge of sportswear especially endearing
UND THIS
He is at the very pinnacle, at the very cutting edge of the avant-garde
UND THIS
He can tell you how to make a waistcoat out of newspaper
UND THIS
He is wearing a very figure-hugging, body conscious garment
UND THIS
He has worked as a guide taking people up and down the Himalayas
UND THIS
He will destroy everything
UND THIS
He IS
UND THIS
He is an intensely spiritual person
UND THIS
He made Fridays better than Wednesdays
UND THIS
He feels that some dogs have lovely genitals
UND THIS
He thinks there is another side and the other side is often more avant-garde
UND THIS
He advises us to handle our rabbits for a short time… often and regularly
UND THIS
He is in the process of trying to bring back appliqué
UND THIS
He ended up in… a secure building for a number of years
UND THIS
He wants to have a feeding frenzy
UND THIS
He is royalty
UND THIS
He wonders what he’s got in this envelope
UND THIS
He is of many faces (all colourful, all beau-ti-ful)
UND THIS
He knows that you came from an egg
UND THIS
He has been wrapping some sandwiches
UND THIS
He has experience trading in the dead flesh of animals
UND THIS
He would like us all to remember that we are all beau-ti-ful
UND THIS
He has filleted fish on more than one occasion
UND THIS
He is The Divine David, not the Beast of Jersey
UND THIS
He starts really small fires and then fans the flames with a palette
UND THIS
He has a lovely red frilly fronted blouse
UND THIS
He is off to fantasy-land… whoosh!
UND THIS
He is The Divine David… he is the D-D-D-Divine-Divine David
UND THIS
He is The Divine David and you, you’re an illusion
UND THIS
He was the first boy in the history of Bhs to be put on a till
UND THIS
He is The Divine David, he is the Divine David
UND THIS
He has been likened to a decomposing Liza Minelli (herself a decomposing Liza Minelli)
UND THIS
He is hoping to meet a Neo-Nazi and get shagged by his Nazi cock
UND THIS
He adds that this is so he can feel really gay and really live with himself in the morning
UND THIS
He sometimes has to pinch himself
UND THIS
He enjoys hurtling around the countryside
UND THIS
He is The Divine David, which isn’t an act, it’s a state of being
UND THIS
He rather likes the savoury
UND THIS
He finds that being gay is so fulfilling
UND THIS
He knows that soon life will become but a hologram
UND THIS
He has to say that there are no toilet facilities on this London Pride tour, please go where you’re sat
UND THIS
He really did see… Daddy kissing Santa underneath the plastic mistletoe
UND THIS
He wishes you a miserable Christmas and a psychotic New Year
UND THIS
He is a lie
UND THIS
He makes our television look nice
UND THIS
He is The
UND THIS
He makes our television speakers sound nice
UND THIS
He is Divine
UND THIS
He made Fridays better than Saturdays
UND THIS
He is David
UND THIS
He made Friday nacht’s better than Friday mornings
UND THIS
He took Channel 4 from being a small pirate TV station into world-wide stardom
UND THIS
He doesn’t think he’ll ever come back to earth, it’s been a trip!
UND THIS
He has his fingers in his pockets… because it’s nippy
UND THIS
He wishes you a broken sofa and mould on your bread
UND THIS
He knows of dodgems, rollercoasters, big dippers, for he is from the seaside
UND THIS
He is the truth
UND THIS
…und he wears nice make up.
THAT IS WHY HE SHOULD CHANGE YOUR LIVES
You see we feel you should adore The Divine David because WE do… isn’t that beautiful, as we have said previously we are not fascist in our views but if you don’t like what we like we don’t love you any more… it really is as simple as that…
Tell us more about Praxis… we love your invasion art… sadly we have very few malls in the UK, but we plan to do the same at our local shop… perhaps some contemporary dance by the canned goods section, that would be attractive…
Until next time
Cordially Yours
Count Lovely und Spike