"it's all over"
july 1999
27th july 1999
firstly let us thank the rather
edible Rod Steele for the gorgeous new gallery image of The Divine David
with that test-tube-ful of secretion, which was perfect for the
very pinnacle of our new POSTBAG index page
marvellous
as a sort of addendum to the
news below we should like to pint out that the
section is now fully up und
running und only needs that all important imput from your very lovely selves
to give it
LIFE
we've shifted it along a little
with the addition of the lovely poetry contributed to our guestbook over
the months, to get the ball rolling as it were
but it needs more
needs your help
don't wait for somebody else
to do it
be brave
do it now!
Good Lord!
can there really be MORE news already?
well the answer is
YES!
und what exciting news!
we've added an entirely new interactive section!
where you can flaunt your artistic... ,
your avant garde whims,
your mundane inhibitions
und all with total abandon
"I'm going to... coax
the extraordinary parts of your nature und character"
click here
to find out more
anyway the real news in the first ever newest news section is...
21/07/99
we have LAVISHED
not one
oh no
not two
oh no
not three
oh no
but
F
O
U
R
!
(count 'em)
oh yes
pictures upon the gallery pages,
to discover the identities of the truly gorgeous contributors see the bottom
of each full sized image as it explodes across your computer screen, they
also have their own links in the links section, which is lovely
the 15th of July und new news already
we simply could not wait
summer
is here
the sun is shining, the grass
sways gently in the July breeze, birds trill on high, a bee buzzes lazily,
a butterfly (much like the pretty one featured in the last news section)
flits from flower to flower sipping nectar und a hedgehog, having come
to a nasty end several weeks since under the wheels of an oncoming truck,
bloats silently upon hot tarmac
yes it's summer
und, in the gallery
we have none other than
The Divine David
soaking up a few golden rays,
enjoying a contemplative cigarette, here's a taster (at the risk of spoiling
it) but please do go briskly to the gallery where you can enjoy it at its
fullest
we also have the (pathetically
brief, but dazzling) text which accompanied this vision, click below to
view an exciting
feature-ette
that's lovely
hello
here is the news
for the 11th of July 1999
it's hot today
und we have completely GUTTED und transformed the links page... no more broken frigidaire half filled with limp promises it has pupated, caterpillar-like into a beau-ti-ful butterfly with information a fluttering at its wing-tips OH YES
click the pretty butterfly und
witness the revolution
(bear in mind however that the
butterfly isn't totally complete und is missing a few link legs und link
antennae but for PITY'S SAKE GIVE US A CHANCE WHAT DO YOU WANT BLOOD?????!!!!!)
News
8th July 1999
we are choked...
... und counting...
that's how many times you gorgeous
people have seen fit to visit
since it first burst forth from the life-giving, all encompassing shell that is the internet, chewing off it's own umbilical cord und screaming to the world
COVER YOUR EYES FOR I SHALL DAZZLE
YOU
OH YES!!!
what can we say?
we love you all...
visit often
don't be a stranger
und
thankyouverymuuuuuuuuccccchhhh