"it's all over"
november 1999
30th November 1999
NEWSFLASH!
always the bridesmaid...
we've heard gossiping
whispered rumours
gasped revelassssions
now we can reveal
The Divine David
is to wed!
we've created a new sectssssion
go immediately to
The
Pretty Lady Chapel D'Amour
where you'll find the full details of the forthcoming
nuptials...
hello...
there's lots und lots und lots
of news for
25th of November 1999
Good Lord!
thankyou for visiting
we adore sharing this slice
of the web with you
as you join us on our rollercoaster
of adorasssion
sharing the ups, the downs,
the ins the outs
"...it's fun isn't it?"
now then...
we've been contacted by the
truly beau-ti-ful Lucian James,
the Director/Producer
of the legendary The Divine David Presents...
with rather saddening news vis-a-vis
a new series of everybody's favourite "celebration of the avant-garde,
with a populist twist"
he says...
"difficult to say, we're still
in touch with David, but it's a call
from Channel 4 that would spark
another series, and we'd need time to
do it and david would need to
be free etc. lots of variables, at the
moment nothing planned, but
seeing the website brings it all back to
me"
we blush terribly...
carry on Lucian, we like your
style...
"forgotten how much i LOVED the
bit in reverse with the test tube at
postbag. David is allergic to
ketchup, makes him throw up, so the
gagging was real. very scary."
so there we have it... the offisssial
bottom line is that the future of
The Divine David Presents...
is uncertain
join with us, then, by closing
ones eyes,
crossing ones exquisitely varnished
fingers
und wishing very hard indeed
for a new series...
or should we all picket the
Channel Four offices?
we think that could be fun...
shock news!
pretty lady to be choked by
the stranglehold of corporate opresssion...
only joking
the delicious Lucian has also,
thankfully nicely (as we are sure he could have threatened to sue the living
piss out of us), pointed out that the makers of The
Divine David Presents...
the fragrant World
of Wonder were not credited at all on Pretty
Lady...
a travesty und one we've put
right quick sticks, oh yes...
for legal reasons all of the
snaps from screen are now properly credited und we have, as a sort of recompense
for this outrage of oversight, created the beautiful World
Of Wonder page
go hither
und enjoy the delights on offer, including the offisssial
"The Divine David Presents..."
press release)
we have a transcript of that Time Out Student Guide article to be poured over in the media sectssssion
there's also exciting news on
the Cliff! front...
you fans will no doubt think
Christmas has come early when you see the beautiful Cliff! platter available
for purchase
we have reality-inspired, millennial
poetry from the delicious
a0d
in the postbag
sectsssion
theres so much more for the obsessive compulsive now that we have revamped und re-organized the entire sectssssion, und added a few new morsels
und for those of you who enjoy a quick whirl about the worldwideweb we've added yet more links!
bye bye
Count Lovely und Spike
hello...
there's lots und lots und lots of news for
25th of November 1999
Good Lord!
thankyou for visiting
we adore sharing this slice
of the web with you
as you join us on our rollercoaster
of adorasssion
sharing the ups, the downs,
the ins the outs
"...it's fun isn't it?"
now then...
we've been contacted by the
truly beau-ti-ful Lucian James,
the Director/Producer
of the legendary The Divine David Presents...
with rather saddening news vis-a-vis
a new series of everybody's favourite "celebration of the avant-garde,
with a populist twist"
he says...
"difficult to say, we're still
in touch with David, but it's a call
from Channel 4 that would spark
another series, and we'd need time to
do it and david would need to
be free etc. lots of variables, at the
moment nothing planned, but
seeing the website brings it all back to
me"
we blush terribly...
carry on Lucian, we like your
style...
"forgotten how much i LOVED the
bit in reverse with the test tube at
postbag. David is allergic to
ketchup, makes him throw up, so the
gagging was real. very scary."
so there we have it... the offisssial
bottom line is that the future of
The Divine David Presents...
is uncertain
join with us, then, by closing
ones eyes,
crossing ones exquisitely varnished
fingers
und wishing very hard indeed
for a new series...
or should we all picket the
Channel Four offices?
we think that could be fun...
shock news!
pretty lady to be choked by
the stranglehold of corporate opresssion...
only joking
the delicious Lucian has also,
thankfully nicely (as we are sure he could have threatened to sue the living
piss out of us), pointed out that the makers of The
Divine David Presents...
the fragrant World
of Wonder were not credited at all on Pretty
Lady...
a travesty und one we've put
right quick sticks, oh yes...
for legal reasons all of the
snaps from screen are now properly credited und we have, as a sort of recompense
for this outrage of oversight, created the beautiful World
Of Wonder page
go hither
und enjoy the delights on offer, including the offisssial
"The Divine David Presents..."
press release)
we have a transcript of that Time Out Student Guide article to be poured over in the media sectssssion
there's also exciting news on
the Cliff! front...
you fans will no doubt think
Christmas has come early when you see the beautiful Cliff! platter available
for purchase
we have reality-inspired, millennial
poetry from the delicious
a0d
in the postbag
sectsssion
theres so much more for the obsessive compulsive now that we have revamped und re-organized the entire sectssssion, und added a few new morsels
und for those of you who enjoy a quick whirl about the worldwideweb we've added yet more links!
bye bye
Count Lovely und Spike
brayings!
we're feeling all muuuuuuuusical this week
"it's the 21st of November
the weather outside is chill
so come on inside the newspage
pop the door shut if you will
we've got lots und lots of new
bits
that are sure to give you all
a thrill
for fuck sake close that fucking
do-o-o-o-or
or we'll all... wind... up...
fuuuucking
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll"
thankyouverymuuuucccchhhh!
<oh shut up!>
oh you shut up yourself
theres always ONE isn't there?
what's on the site next we wonder?
shall we go and explore it together
and find out?
we think it'd be fun...
theres extremely tasty ART
you can see through
from the delectable
Baron Und
und two, yes two Cliff!tacular
items of ART to thrill to
from the delicious
'Mrs Bartrum, I fell over'
click
here!
und speaking of the beautiful,
bountiful Baron,
he really has had a hand in keeping our mailman's... sack absolutely brimming
this week... go to the poetry sectsssssion of postbag und DISTURB yourself
by reading his rhyme
click
here!
where can you find all sorts
of cosmopolitan people und the sites they produce?
click here!
we've added a new quote to celebrate
the beautiful makeover we've carried out on the pearls of wisdom page,
lovely new wallpaper und delicious
mauve und plum 'accents'
click
here!
stop the bus
I
NEED
a
wee wee
correspondaaaaaance
may we also apologise vastly
to all of you who have sent us lovely... mail these past few weeks
we most certainly haven't forgotten
you, ooh no
we're just a little up to our
beautiful necks in
things und things und other
things
at the moment, but we shall
be popping ourselves down und hand typing (yes, TYPING BY HAND) beautiful
responses, not so much e-mails as sculptures in binary,
to you all
til next time, when we could
be
watching you
watching us
watching you
oh yes
Count Lovely
und
Spike
its the 14th of November 1999
now then... the luxuriantly dazzling
LINNY
has sent us some more... mail,
shall we see what this particular
padded eeenvelope
contains?
GASP!
HUGE, indeed BUMPER news, we
are sure you will all agree
trois cheers for LINNY!
hip hip...
hip hip...
hip hip...
what other news is there?
press
to see an article, taken from
Boyz free paper, reviewing
The Divine David's
discothequerie of yesteryear
"Inn-Difference"
press
for a brand new, barely out of it's shrink-wrap quote
press
for more fun for the obsessive compulsive
press
for a sprinkling of new links
how laaaaahhhrrrrrrvlleeeyyy
cheerio
until next time then
Count Lovely
und
Spike
7th November 1999
bumper news this week
we declare
WAR
on split ends
we don't know what to say...
fourthousand...
we'd just like to say tha......
sorry
we're too emosssssional...
"ooooooohhhhh!"
"aaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
we hope everybody had a lovely
Nov 5th
und that nobody burned down
anything they weren't supposed
to...
we've had quite a few parcels pushed through our hole
this week
(not to mentsssssion guestbook entries)
asking what of a new series of
"The Divine David Presents..."
?
we've written asking the same to Channel 4, as they
seem to be the people to ask...
we'll keep you posted
keep everything crossed until then...
however... since sending the above missive we've had
some mail from the beautiful
drawing our attenssssion to the fact that
THE DIVINE DAVID
stars in a feature in the new Time Out Student guide...
he's also been gorgeous enough to scan the wonderous
photos accompanying the text...
they now nestle, rather beautifully in the gallery
sectssssion
the article also states that there's to be a tour
und a new series
(of presumably "The Divine David
Presents..."?)
a-whirling across our screens in DECEMBER!
news, we are sure, to take the average Pretty Lady
viewer way beyond merely soiling undergarments...
here's
what's going on site wise...
gallery
number three goes into the stratosphere
with the aforementioned snaps und some more screen shots
the bedazzling
has sent us a poem,
which lies a-shimering in the
poetry sectssssssion of postbag
we have hot gossip about a b-list catfight betwixt Cheryl Baker und our heterosexual idol in our Cliff!-tacular pages
we also have a sprinkling of
new link-ettes to take you careening,
at breakneck speed about the
worldwideweb
und a little something from the all new lollipop lady/man newspod
we're off for a lie down und
some restorative tea,
we may even partake of a bourbon...
if the mood takes us
we love you all
Count Lovely und Spike
xxxxx