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urcomputersucks: i wonder what birner did with my brunette
Flutie14787: why did the crow have to die?
urcomputersucks: cause of the westnile virus
urcomputersucks: dude i hurt my kneck and i can't even left it up
anonymous: why did Mikey have a rake in
the pool?
urcomputersucks: it beats the hell out of me
urcomputersucks: u know how in prison those guys have to pick up rocks all the time
i wish that was my job cause i would do that
urcomputersucks: if my dad paid me for all the work i do for him i would be a rich man
urcomputersucks: I currently own Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera posters and I think
N'Sync is this generation's New Kids on the Block. I don't have good taste and I hate metal. I deserve to be shot and killed.
urcomputersucks: u should see this class that me and kaufman are in this teacher swears like
hell and give us like 4 hw things this week to complete by thursday and she said this class isn't tough at all, i swear shes
on weed
urcomputersucks: i think my bio teacher is a lesbian
urcomputersucks: shes also a supporter
of gays
urcomputersucks: she has signs of them all over her room
urcomputersucks: shes fucking dicusting too
urcomputersucks:
i think shes a les
urcomputersucks: i know where the anus is and the vigina
urcomputersucks: man i think jims gay
urcomputersucks: dan shelly smells like shit too
urcomputersucks: one of the parametics is gets motion sickness in the ambuleance
urcomputersucks:
she was freaking out back there
urcomputersuck: i asked her if i could take her pulse
Flutie14787: did they put you in a neck brace?
urcomputersucks: nope they didn't put me in
anything
urcomputersucks: just dan
urcomputersucks: i was up walking around cracking jokes
Flutie14787: they called the Ring the scariest movie of 2002
urcomputersucks: no fucking way
urcomputersucks:
fuck no
Flutie14787: yeah
urcomputersucks: a fucking clifford the big red dog book is scary than that
urcomputersucks: half black half white what do u call those people um twist
urcomputersucks:
u ever had that icecream
urcomputersucks: thats some good shit
urcomputersucks: espiecally at ponderosa
urcomputersucks: i hate wacking up early
urcomputersucks: man im annoyed
urcomputersucks: mikey
Flutie14787: yeah I bet
urcomputersucks:
hes always here
Flutie14787: kick his ass
urcomputersucks: i feel like mourning someones death right now
urcomputersucks:
maybe it will be his after i kill him
urcomputersucks: vince was talking porn shops and blow up dolls when i was getting my hair cut
urcomputersucks: ryans best bet is to stick with his hand
urcomputersucks: i think every nation in the world should stop being pussys
Flutie14787:
yeah
Flutie14787: especially your nation
Flutie14787: you people suck
urcomputersucks: what poland hahah
Flutie14787:
yeah
urcomputersucks: we'd fucknig kill everyone the only thing that can bring us down is a nuclear hallicaus
urcomputersucks: hey homo
natey2981: fuck you ass
urcomputersucks: no homo
natey2981:
fuck you
natey2981: ass hole
urcomputersucks: tell him to go outside and start doing donkey fuckers
Flutie14787: is Jimmy on?
urcomputersucks: nope
urcomputersucks: his dad won't let
him on anymore
Flutie14787: for how long?
urcomputersucks: hes on too much and the only way he can get back on is to
get a job
Flutie14787: lol
urcomputersucks: so he'll never be on again probably
urcomputersucks: do you think we should have equal votes for midgets or just half
urcomputersucks: i told my teacher marijuana should be legal and she agress
Flutie14787: Jimmy is asking all about you
UrComputerSucks: tell him im 6 feet
UrComputerSucks:
dirty blond hair
UrComputerSucks: and i hate fags
UrComputerSucks: especailly people by the name of jimmy
UrComputerSucks: yeah if i can get my ass in the shower before then
Flutie14787: yeah
you stinky bastard
UrComputerSucks: actually with white spackel shit dried up in my nose,,,,,,andits ahrd to breath.............lol
SaraSpot02: Hey whats goin on with yourself
UrComputerSucks: my hearts beating, the liver
is filtering, and my brain is all fucked up
UrComputerSucks: dude i watched the sun set and the sun rise
UrComputerSucks: thats wacked
UrComputerSucks: i never seen the begiginig to killer klowns from utter space yet
UrComputerSucks: you put the f u in fun
UrComputerSucks: i'd kick that bitch to the curb
UrComputerSucks: yeah i knod of want to go to
UrComputerSucks: i dunno we were fighting back and forth......just think of a girl like krsitne
thats 4 times bitchy than her
UrComputerSucks: sitting in front of my computer thinknig about beavis and butthead while
picking my nose and my other hand up my ass thinkning about the hottest girl ever and that of Anna Cornacova during the time
i dream about something in my mind that almost resembles hell!!!!
UrComputerSucks: yeah i just found out that im the best peice of ass east the mississippi
Flutie14787: what ever happened to the cookies and cream hershey's bar?
UrComputerSucks:
ummmmm i ate em
BrianHo84: i seen this black dude get arrested at gun point today it was sweet
BrianHo84: i had some fucking wierd dreams too
Flutie14787: like what?
BrianHo84: i
was in a pool being attacked by some dude that looking like cirus the virus
BrianHo84: it ducking blows ass
BrianHo84: hahah mcdonoalds ain't gonna have a quality rage a worker worling for them ehhhh
uhhh!!!!!!! fuck that shit i ain't handing in nothing there
Flutie14787: what's goign on now?
BrianHo84: nothing in the battle field as of yet, back
to you
BrianHo84: or the huge spider i seen at the putt ptt placwe
BrianHo84: the putt putt place
BrianHo84:
it was fucking huge
BrianHo84: or the lizard getting eaten by the flamingo
BrianHo84: or the huge crap walking towards
me
Flutie14787: crap?
BrianHo84: crab
BrianHo84: hahaha
BrianHo84: or the cool looking black snake that i walked
towardas and dan got all scared
BrianHo84: then that dude at the resturante is talking killing people is murdur but killing
people in the heat of pasion is heroic
BrianHo84: heather brougt in the dwarf horses i acted like i was riding on of them and her
mom flipped out
BrianHo84: i would make myself useful and pick up sticks in the campus
BrianHo84: entering the ring at 185 lbs from westfield him self brian dabitch ho
BrianHo84: me and cameron had to get cherry wood from the amish, they smell like shit
BrianHo84:
and one of them was stnading right by a bees nest and didn't give 2 shits about it
BrianHo84: who the hell names their
kids after names in the bible then slaps the hell out of a horses ass
BrianHo84: iwas a little pussy yesterday but now i don't care
BrianHo84: this afternoon fucking sucked though
BrianHo84: i have major bun burn
BrianHo84:
haha sun surn
BrianHo84: burn
BrianHo84: damn i fucking suck
BrianHo84: email him saying he better kiss his mom before shesblowing kisses to him in a
cuffin
BrianHo84: ahhhh id rather spend a couple nightsin
the Attica prison and get fucked by some country folk rapest fucking
BrianHo84: if me and her were alone id pull out my
lazer poniter and do targer practcie on her eyes
BrianHo84: if your fucking out there bitch and you
can hear me "stay the fuck home"
BrianHo84: and the shit hits the curtain
Flutie14787: my sister wants to know if you're one
of those polish native americans
BrianHo84: ASK HER IF I LOOK RED
Flutie14787: she says yes because you're angry
BrianHo84:
HAHAH TELL HER IM AN INDIAN POLLOCK DUDE
BrianHo84: what day is today anyways
BrianHo84:
monday
Flutie14787: it's Friday
BrianHo84: ho,y fuck
BrianHo84: you ghotta be kidden me
Flutie14787: Friday, August
1st
BrianHo84: thats gayer than hell
BrianHo84: i thought it was at the beining of a week
BrianHo84: im lost
BrianHo84: eating weeds is my life
AsHLey26902: so do u hate me this week??
BrianHo84:
why would i hate you this week
BrianHo84: i hate you every week
BrianHo84: it was in my dead
BrianHo84: for the
longest time
Flutie14787: dead huh?
BrianHo84: haha my fucknig dead moron
Flutie14787: dead still huh?
Flutie14787:
can't spell head I guess
BrianHo84: hahahahahahahaha
BrianHo84: holy shit
BrianHo84: im a fucking moron
BrianHo84: im gonna take a break
from aol for a couple weeks these damn symbols that people ary saying are screwing with my brain
Flutie14787: symbols?
BrianHo84:
like this shit
BrianHo84: :-D
BrianHo84: who the fuck cares about that
BrianHo84: what the hell does it mean
BrianHo84:
all those damn symbols
BrianHo84: looks like hyroglipics
BrianHo84: or some shit
BrianHo84: aol language blows fucking
major jackass ass
BrianHo84: they say 14 sneezes in a row = an orgasm
BrianHo84: i will be canada a
Flutie14787: you're
gonna be the whole country of canada?
BrianHo84: yeah im big enough
BrianHo84: cnaanda people are dsumb
BrianHo84:
im smart
BrianHo84: so they you have it
BrianHo84: im cananada
BrianHo84: fuck i smell
BrianHo84: im tired ashit i feel like a bum on as log
BrianHo84: dude i need to play football really bad,
i mean im walknig down a street today and i was imagining tackling these 300 pound old chicks full of salulite
BrianHo84: team work leads to success, but right now
team work for me and my partner is gonna lead to 2 hits, me hitting her, and her hitting the gound
BrianHo84: KJOHODOS
Flutie14787: define KJOHODOS
BrianHo84:
A DEVICE USED TO MONTOR DAN SHELLY'S BRAIN CELLS AFTE R I FUCK HIM UP IN A BOXING MATCH
BrianHo84: dude did i tell you about the trancula in class
today
BrianHo84: LIKE I SAID BEFORE, BRIAN CAN'T DO
EVERYTHING!
BrianHo84: i was walkig in wal-mart when i came upon
the presence of mr. birner, his wfie and kid was with him, but his kid was wearing a helmet while being carried on mr birner's
shoulders, it weird i tell, the part when he was walking in the enterence of wal mart when his kid hit his head on the top
of the enternce way......
BrianHo84: dude dan shelly walked
all the way home yesterday
BrianHo84: from jcc
BrianHo84: the 394 route too
BrianHo84: hes a fucking idiot
BrianHo84:
took him about 14 hurs
BrianHo84: he couldn't find a ride home
Flutie14787: why didn't he just stay there?
BrianHo84:
cause hes dan shelly
BrianHo84: he said what your name i said fuck
BrianHo84:
he said fuck who?
BrianHo84: and i said fuck you
BrianHo84: yeha i fucking wanna play and fuck jimmy's jimmy
real fucking bad, im gettnig wet thinknig about it
BrianHo84: i took a dump and he vanished
BrianHo84: fuck that
BrianHo84: i eman roger that
BrianHo84: why can't i ever wake up in
the same place i fall asleep in
BrianHo84: led zepplelin isa fraud
BrianHo84:
they deserve to fuck each other and steal each others dicks
BrianHo84: the cats humping a sock
BrianHo84: chemistry is so fucknig easy if you shit
down and study the shit but who the hell wants to do that....i sure the hell don't!
Flutie14787: what's going on?
BrianHo84: nothing
at all
BrianHo84: making chincek nuiggets
Flutie14787: are those a delicacy?
BrianHo84: haha yeah
BrianHo84: dude i got invited to a keg party up in falconer......where im suppose to
show up as a pimp
BrianHo84: with my top hat on
BrianHo84: why dont youy take 50 paces backwards, take sveral deep breaths sprint forward
doing a triple summersualtr through the air, and disappear up your own asshole
BrianHo84: Im best thing since marky mark and the funky bunch
BrianHo84: nothing my dinger hurts, i think i have
to pee
BrianHo84: or i can do the blowing class
BrianHo84: the other day i got invitd to a party but i
stayed home instead just me and my pal johnny walker and his brohters blackand red and we drank alone
BrianHo84: fuck dude my rooms a fucking hell hole like
those rooms on cops in innercity slums
anonymous: So how was Ms.
Zirkle when you guys used to play hockey?
BrianHo84: she smelled like hotdog, and ran around with 2000 lbs of protection
BrianHo84: if i were a midget, i could suck standing
up, all the chick will love me cause im the pudgy stud.......
BrianHo84: standing on the corners is what i do best, chillin
with my 40 waiting to get some head
BrianHo84: I think there should be a band that includes
a couple chicks and a couple dudes who cross dress. It would bring about a major change in this society as we
know it......all the cross dressers can come out of the closet and not be scared anymore......cause the best band in the world
does it..take that britney spears..not only will the chicks be throwing up but the dudesas well cause sexy dresses need sexy
bodies. it will come to a pt where the straights are the minority......man i wonder if the straights will get straight bashed.....that
would suck!
BrianHo84: songs are cool
BrianHo84: haha he'll be road kill if that happens
BrianHo84: thats it when i get older and get
married, im living alone
BrianHo84: i can't think of any names
off the top, i guess i'm kind of a loner, who sits AND eats all day
Calorie16: haha r u fat?
BrianHo84: yeah
BrianHo84:
i'm pushing 270
Calorie16: ohh
Calorie16: sorry i wasnt being rude
BrianHo84: it's ok, i'm used to it
BrianHo84:
i'm obbess and i can't change anything
BrianHo84: you know i created the idea for BET, the black
man stole it, thats right i was gonna call it WET, it was gonna be a porno station too...
BrianHo84: that passion of christ movie is ocmnig
out this week
BrianHo84: i heard the jews ar upset
BrianHo84: mel gibson should have directed another movie
BrianHo84:
where all the jova w. peopel of the world would get affended
BrianHo84: hewres the plot
BrianHo84: they come knock on
the door and family takes them in and treats threm repsected listening to what they have to say
BrianHo84: then they tie
them up and thow them in the basement and beat the living crap out of them
BrianHo84: the end!!!!!!!
BrianHo84: pretty
good movie huh?
Flutie14787: I'd say
BrianHo84: i miss judge judy
BrianHo84: she hasn't
been on since friday
urcomputersucks: i sohuldn't be playing on it woithout
a brave though
BrianHo84: why would you want me to
come visit
Flutie14787: because you're awesome
Flutie14787: and my hero
BrianHo84: im a dick sucker and a bitch and
im no nobodies hero except the dogs because i scratch his nipples to make his leg start kicking
Flutie14787: don't you think the cat feels left out?
BrianHo84:
no that fucker humps socks and ejacks on them
BrianHo84: its disgusting
Flutie14787: probably your socks though
BrianHo84:
yeah then they end up in busters water bowl for some reason , guess thats what cats do after they're done riding socks
BrianHo84: i took mikey to spencers and he baught a blow
up doll
BrianHo84: and we got to my house.. put it in a seat belt and braught my mom outside to look at it
BrianHo84:
she laughted her ass off
BrianHo84: im gonna be all ovetr her this weekend
like maggets in a garbage can
BrianHo84: i just did a fruit basket now im gonna toss my salad in the dumpster out back
BrianHo84: haha that sucks i just got home
BrianHo84: driving aorund mary drunk
BrianHo84:
she wanted a movie
BrianHo84: and she started dancing in tops
BrianHo84: that little bastard is gonna be eatting through straws the rest of his life
BrianHo84: the bills make so many damn mistakes than a pregnany teenager with her 2nd baby on
the way
BrianHo84: haha or im gonna take a shit load of shit from buster and duchess and lightnit on fire
infront of his house
BrianHo84: i woke up this morning feeling good. I had a dream last night some dude pulled
a knife on me and i kicked the shit out of him. Thats fucking awesome considering i just run away and fall or some shit
in every dream before that
Malibu Steve RSB: oh my god dude you have no idea what I seen tonight!!!!!!!!!
BrianHo84:
your sister naked?????
BrianHo84: i've been a nun for awhile
Banana Berry Bop: i hope you realize nun are women
BrianHo84:
i know
BrianHo84: andre reed is gonna be at jcc sept 10th
BrianHo84:
i work that day
Flutie14787: why is he gonna be there?
BrianHo84: for a speech
BrianHo84: how to suceed in life i
guess
Flutie14787: and he knows how?
BrianHo84: cause he caught passes from a hall of famer
BrianHo84: if you do
that for a job
BrianHo84: you'r successful even you were bucky brooks
Flutie14787: what are you doing otmorrow?
BrianHo84: waking up
BrianHo84: hopefully
BrianHo84:
without a smokey house
Flutie14787: why without a smokey house?
BrianHo84: i put a pizza in the microwave movie last
night and forgot about it and fell asleep
Flutie14787: uh oh
BrianHo84: around 5in the morning the dogs woke my dad
up and the house was all smoked up
Flutie14787: good job idiot
BrianHo84: my pzza was black as a cole
BrianHo84:
coal
BrianHo84: and hard as a rock
BrianHo84: haha franks little brother called me a fairy in quality earlier.....and he went up
to my face....dude i slammbed him on the ground next to the milk
BrianHo84: then i messed up his girly hair with a nuggy
Flutie14787:
good job
BrianHo84: well first he said.dude you aren't that strong..anfd i said oh yeah...thats when i slammbed
him
rufus toast man: I be smarter than your wigga ass mutther
fuck
BrianHo84: i've never met a smart nigger
BrianHo84: no wonder why you people can't learn
BrianHo84: books are
like kryponite to you
rufus toast man: do you dares call Rufus punk, I not be one of those white trash wigga fucks
BrianHo84:
go fuck yourself rufus, you faggot punk fucking Amish molesting bitch fuck
Flutie14787: dude, it just came across that the Bills traded McGahee
and their 2nd round pick for the first pick in the draft
BrianHo84: ge thte fuck out of here
Flutie14787: that's what
I just heard
BrianHo84: i like it
BrianHo84: for this years 1st overal pick
Flutie14787: think it's worth it?
BrianHo84:
i dunno
Flutie14787: San Francisco really seemed to want him
BrianHo84: theres not really that much in htis years draft
BrianHo84:
they dont need a nother reciever
Flutie14787: yeah I know
Flutie14787: too bad it's only an April Fools joke
BrianHo84:
no qb
BrianHo84: hahah asshole
Flutie14787: I know
BrianHo84: i was getting excited about that
Flutie14787: I
thought it was a good one
BrianHo84: i thought they braylon Edwards was coming to buffalo fucker
BrianHo84: but i fucking eat a lot and my weight never changes
Flutie14787: eat a lot
before you go to bed
Flutie14787: that'll make you fat
BrianHo84: i do
BrianHo84: haha
BrianHo84: i know dude, that shirt hurts its one of the most painful
injuries
BrianHo84: i had thre family pac of nuggets at micky ds
BrianHo84: i'll knock her out with a pineapple
Flutie14787: it's all your fault
BrianHo84: hahha hell fucking yeah
BrianHo84: im relaxing waiting for jenny my sister to get herre
BrianHo84: she owes me
moeny
Flutie14787: what for?
BrianHo84: for all the moeny ive borrowed to her when she apparently frogets to bring it
with her here
Flutie14787: that's screwed up
BrianHo84: i want my 200 bucks dude
Flutie14787: that's a lot of damn
money
BrianHo84: yeah its plenty enough for the judge judy show
HelterSkelter214: lol you havent talked to me in forever
HelterSkelter214: i see how it is
BrianHo84:
i only talk to you when i need something
HelterSkelter214: thanks
BrianHo84: tsun
BrianHo84: whoever that is
Flutie14787: tsun?
Flutie14787: what
the hell is tsun?
BrianHo84: hahah
BrianHo84: i dunno dude
BrianHo84: i dont remember saying that
Flutie14787:
BrianHo84: tsun
BrianHo84: haha
BrianHo84: i dunno
Malibu Steve RSB: I was sleeping from 430 untill 10
BrianHo84: what are you thinking bro
Malibu
Steve RSB: I was tried
Malibu Steve RSB: I didn't plan it to be like that
BrianHo84: i do it all the time
BrianHo84: i strted yelling andi woke my dad up and he got really mad, but i didn't care
lol
BrianHo84: ui like having athority over other people lol
Flutie14787: you're gonna be
an asshole cop
BrianHo84: nah im gonna be a well respected cop
BrianHo84: but they say cops are the best drug dealers
lol
Flutie14787: just as long as you don't end up getting your ear cut off like the cop on reservoir dogs
BrianHo84:
that would be sweet trying to bust up gangs and shit
BrianHo84: that shit would be awesome
Flutie14787: what's going on at the hocieniec residence?
BrianHo84: nothing, dans annoying
Flutie14787:
tell him to go home
BrianHo84: i did
BrianHo84: he wants me to burn him a cd, i said no
Flutie14787: just like how
home used to be when he was there
BrianHo84: pretty much
Flutie14787: except there would be a fight commencing right
now now
BrianHo84: yeah over something stupid like a candy bar or some shit, i miss those days
Flutie14787: man I need a new wallet, mine went through the
wash today
BrianHo84: i need a new wallet as well
BrianHo84: its getting shit on
BrianHo84: i dont like it anymore
Flutie14787:
but the fish
BrianHo84: fuck it
BrianHo84: the fish can go to hell
BrianHo84: along with the damn bird on the other
side
Flutie14787: but it's your chew toy
BrianHo84: chewing was done purposily to destroy it
Flutie14787: then blow
it up with firecrackers
BrianHo84: no im going to keep it around and laugh at it while it suffers with no money
Flutie14787: all while you suffer with no money too
BrianHo84: shut up
BrianHo84: all i know is that im gonna be a great cop and im ognna save some lives
BrianHo84:
and take some too
Flutie14787: well then
BrianHo84: well then i will be remember, my nickname wont be brian ho anymore
it will be the 'life saver"
Flutie14787: you'll still be brian ho to me
BrianHo84: i know charish that name, cause i'll
be signing your news paper clipping of me someday
Flutie14787: and I'll be signing your magazine covers of me when I discover
the world's largest reservoir of ground water
BrianHo84: aaha alirght dude
BrianHo84: i'll send the mag to your mansion...you
better sign the damn thing and return it to my love shack in beverly hills
Flutie14787: you mean the cardboard box out
back of the hollywood sign? gotcha
BrianHo84: dude it would be sweet to be a cop arou d LA
Flutie14787: you'd die in
like 3 days there
BrianHo84: busting the gangs on south central
BrianHo84: or blowing up thugs on long beach and comton
BrianHo84:
what ever carboard........you name it i'll be living all over
BrianHo84: you ever hear about lving in the projects, i'll be doing that
Flutie14787: you'll
just be doing prostitutes in the projects
BrianHo84: haha that would be a good name for a porno wouldn't it
BrianHo84:
prostitutes in the projects
BrianHo84: have it be about skany whores
Flutie14787: I bet it would be the #1 rental of
the week
BrianHo84: more than that
BrianHo84: it would be a box office hit
BrianHo84: first porno ever
BrianHo84:
and the only porno ever
BrianHo84: the lion' den will be tkaing down the hilton signs and putting up prostitutes in the
project signs
BrianHo84: i've pissed off so mnay people in the last month, i'll think i'll piss one more off
and then i'll stop
BrianHo84: that wiind was wild
Flutie14787: yeah it was, I went out in it before it started
raining
BrianHo84: blew my b ball net over on the fuscos blazer
BrianHo84: i was outside when it happened too
Flutie14787:
that must have been something to see
BrianHo84: i was in awe
BrianHo84: im tired
Flutie14787: go to sleep
BrianHo84: mid night bitch lol
Flutie14787:
alright
Flutie14787: you seem quite set on that
BrianHo84: thnaks
Flutie14787: keep up the dream
BrianHo84: what
time is it anyways
Flutie14787: 11:15
Flutie14787: get a clock
BrianHo84: the one on my computer says 8:18
Flutie14787: you know there was somebody picketing outside of Quality today
BrianHo84:
haha i know
BrianHo84: if there is tomorrow, im gonna kick that person in the balls
BrianHo84: the shower one thinks im a jerk
BrianHo84: haha i used to eat mircale whip from the jar
BrianHo84: then after work this morning i was drinking home
and got a flat tire
BrianHo84: my recomendations for the team would end its franchise in the nfl in one season
BrianHo84: im sorry dude, you should go to the emergency room and tell them you have a cold
BrianHo84: i think im gonna go work out till im sore as fuck...eat a shit load of food, take a
little nap.....then wake up with a huge boner so i can feel like a real man
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