DIMENTIONS (not the hair salon tho ^^) Chapter 1 Authors Notes Hi all! This is my first try at writing fanfiction. Well, okay, I've written a couple of SailorMoon Parodies...but that was more making fun of them than anything else.So, this fanfic might be a little weird and choppy. I do write alot of not-fanfiction, but I get a little embarassed writing other people's characters. I don't know why, maybe because in my little head they're almost real people. Real people who don't exist ^^; Never mind! Just enjoy the story! Enjoy it damnyou *force force* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Legend Words that are just... words are the narrations (wow, you would have never guessed) "Words that are in quotations are dialogue (Wow!)" "(Words in brackets in quotations are thoughts)" *words between little star thingilings are actions* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "What's this?" Inu-Yasha asked, holding up a flashlight. "It's a flashlight." Kagome said distractedly, studying her History book. "And what does it do?" Inu-Yasha said, shaking it. "nothing special." "Then why did you bring it!?" "It lights up at the end." "How do you make it light up?" "You push the button." Kagome said, becoming annoyed. Inu-Yasha pushed the button. "It's not very lit-up. What use is this." "That's because It's light out. It helps more when it's dark..." Kagome growled. Inu-Yasha, bored with the weird rod thing, dropped the flashlight loudly and carelessly on the ground and reached into Kagomes pack again, pulling out a small CD walkman. "What's _this_?" Inu-Yasha asked. "It's a CD player." "What does it do?" "I'm trying to learn here!!" Kagome snapped "So am I! What does it do!?" Inu-Yasha yelled back "*sigh*...It plays music." Kagome said, closing her book. She knew this was an argument she'd never win. She'd learn later. "How?" Inu-Yasha said, fiddling with the headphones. "You put a CD in it." "In where?" "Hold on." Kagome said. She reached into her backpack and pulled out a few CDs. "Which one do you want to listen to?" She asked, setting them down on the ground. "Um... I'll try the one with the demon on it." "That's Maralyn Manson. He's a human." "Why does he look like that then?" "Never mind." Kagome said, taking the CD player. Slowly, so Inu-Yasha could watch and (sort of) understand what she was doing, she put the CD in the machine. "Here, put there over your head like this." Kagome said, putting the headphone on slowly. She took them off and handed them to Inu-Yasha. "Wait... that won't work..." Kagome realized, as Inu-Yasha clumsily tried to fit them over his head. "Why not?" "Your ears are at the top of your head... just hold the round parts to your ears." Kagome instructed. Once Inu-Yasha was finished, Kagome turned on the CD. She skipped tracks to 'Rock is Dead' and watched Inu-Yashas expression. When the song was done, Inu-Yasha took off the headphones. "So..." Kagome asked. "Well, It was very very very different from our music...." Inu-Yasha said. "But I kind of liked it." "That's good. Here, try this one." Kagome said, putting the new Backstreet Boys CD in the machine. As soon as the music started, Inu-Yasha screamed and ripped them headphones off, breaking them in half. "Auuuugh! Make it stop! turn it off! OFF!" He screamed. Kagome pushed the stop button and assesed the damage. he had ripped the left ear-muffle thing clear off. "You broke it!" "It played horrible music!" "Do you know how must this costs!!" "At least you wont waste your money on more trashy... CT's!" "CDs!" "Whatever!" "Stop fighting!!" Kaede finally said. "Shut up, old crone. This doesn't involve you!" Inu-Yasha growled. "It does involve me when I have to listen to it. You should be spending your time more productively. Go gather rumors about the locations of the shards or something." The old woman said, stirring a pot of soup. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Well this is productive." Inu-Yasha complained. He and Kagome sat side-by-side on the outhanging limb of a willow tree, in the middle of a marsh. After walking around for half an hour, Kagome had complained about sore feet, so they had stopped and sat down. "Be quiet and enjoy the scenery!" Kagome scolded. "What scenery? It's a march! We have more important things to right now." Inu-Yasha yelled. Kagome sighed and rubbed her foot. She didn't feel like arguing. she was too tiered. It was passed supper time, and all she wanted to do was get back to the village, eat supper, and go to bed. But Inu-Yasha was hell-bent on getting another shard. "What's that?" Inu-Yasha said suddenly. Kagome looked up in the direction he was pointing. there was a strange spot in the air across the marsh, where matter appeared distorted and missplaced. "I don't know..." Kagome said. The spot was rather frightening, and it sent chills down her back. Withut noticing, Kagome huddled closer to Inu-Yasha. "Well, let's go see!" Inu-Yasha said, getting ready to jump over to the orb. Kagome grabbed his arm. "No! We don't know what it is!" She said. "Don't tell me you just want to sit here and watch it! Finally, something interesting happens and you want to just ignore it?!" "Well, yes." Kagome said. Inu-Yasha growled. He grabbed kagome and jumped over to the other side of the pond, and set her down just in front of the orb. "Whaddaya suppose it is?" Kagome asked. "I don't know..." Inu-Yasha replied. he picked up a large rock and threw it at the orb. The orb just sucked it up. "Where did it go?" Kagome asked, her voice quivering. "Well now we have to through." Inu-Yasha said. "Inu-Yasha!!" "You can stay here, but I'm going." Inu-Yasha said, marching towards the Portal. Kagome reluctantly followed. ____________________ Tadaaa! Wow, that was really long. Well, that's it for now. Oh, and don't ask me why Kagome had a Backstreet boys CD. I just had to subject Inu-Yasha to the torture ^^; Send your comments to me: kimikiness@yahoo.com Kimiki