A little about me. I am a really wonderful and talented person and the most handsome Scottish politician that has ever lived. I am also Scottish Minister for Finance which makes me an awfully important person - not quite as important as Big Donald Dewar but much more important than John McAllion.
I'd be an ideal First Minister. I'm taller than Wendy Alexander and I'm better looking than Henry McLeish - or should that be the other way round? I've more hair than Sam Galbraith, I don't need to shower nearly as often as Jim Wallace does, and unlike Susan Deacon, I actually passed my test to become an MSP first time around.
I like to do important things, and some of these things are even fun - especially if you are lucky enough to be with me at the time - woof woof! When I'm not doing important things, I like to relax by shredding diaries.
When I grow up, I would like to become like Margaret Thatcher, or failing that, Helen Liddell. They're so Cool!
