Subject ID: McConnell Case no: 958-042-42

The Internet Indecency Committee is a non-profit watchdog agency which monitors Internet activity and compiles this Public Morals Advisory naming users who connect frequently to Web sites which contain questionable content. The Committee also contacts individual users to advocate moral use of the Internet.

Smut Surfer Alert

Name of Subject: Jack McConnell
Home city, state: Motherwell, Lanarkshire

Please be advised that the above-named person, Jack McConnell, has been identified as a high-frequency visitor to World Wide Web sites devoid of taste or social value.

Concerned parties are encouraged to express their opposition to "smut surfing" by writing letters to the editors of newspapers, neighbourhood newsletters and church bulletins in Motherwell.

Administrators at the Scottish Parliament, the Mound no doubt would appreciate information concerning McConnell's personal use of computer resources.

The Committee believes that public humiliation is an effective way to steer misguided thrill-seekers such as McConnell into treatment, while at the same time freeing valuable Internet resources for more virtuous users.