Martina Wants McConnell as Doubles Partner

Jack McConnell, an outstanding Scottish Finance Minister has "the grace of a kangaroo and the power of an enraged hamster," Hingis told AP. "Together, we can dominate the tennis world." McConnell said "this is more than a chance to play beside the best player in the world. It's an opportunity to get out of some really boring debates."

McConnell "has a ground stroke I would kill for," said Hingis. "And I hate to admit it, but his serve from the left side is much stronger than mine."

McConnell has been invited to bring along a tutor on the circuit. "I'm going to see if Peter Mandelson is available," McConnell said. "After all, becoming the next First Minister is the most important thing in my life."