A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out

>as a

>     handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.  She

>went

>     to the front door of the first house she came upon and asked the

>owner

>     if he had any jobs for her to do.  "Well, you can paint my porch.

>How

>     much will you charge?"  The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

>The

>     man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might

>need

>     were in the garage.

>

>     The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said

>to

>     her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way

>around

>     the house?"  The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the

>     porch!"

>

>     A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her

>money.

>     "You're finished already?" he asked.  "Yes," the blonde answered,

>"and

>     I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."  Impressed, the man

>

>     reached in his pocket for the 50 dollars.

>

>     "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a

>     Ferrari!"