When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got
to twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. - Mark Twain
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore. And that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
Before I was married I had six theories about raising children. now I
have six children and no theories. -John
Wilmot, earl of Rochester
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller
