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 Jesse and the Peanut Butter 
  
 

This is another stupid story I came up with!

 It was a late Saturday night. Jesse walked into the kitchen, opened up the cabinet doors, and picked up the jar of peanut butter. He opens up the jar and it is empty!" AHHHHHHHHHH"!!!!!!!! Jesse screamed at the top of his lungs. Matt and Greg came running into the kitchen. "What's wrong?" said Greg. "I am out of peanut butter"said Jesse. Matt and Greg look at each other and start dying with laughter. Jesse said "IT ISN'T FUNNY!". "Well then just go to the store and get you some more" said Matt. "That is a good idea" said Jesse. Jesse walks to the store to get some peanut butter. He walks back to the house, goes into the kitchen, sits the peanut butter on the counter, and goes to get the bread. Meanwhile Frankie and Chris are in the living room playing football. All of a sudden Chris throws the football and Frankie misses it. It goes flying into the kitchen and hits the jar of peanut butter. The jar falls to the ground and shatters into hundreds of pieces. Jesse turns around and starts screaming." Why didn't you catch the football" Jesse screams at Frankie. "Hey it isn't my fault that I can't play football" Jesse says "well since it is your fault, you can go and buy me another jar" Frankie says "FINE" On the way back from getting the peanut butter, Frankie got hungry.

 
  
 

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